Why must video games insist on defying all laws of physics and common sense? Eating your enemies does not give you magic powers. You should not be able to shoot fireballs underwater. It's dangerous to go in the tall grass, but you can go and overthrow a giant criminal organization. Spiders my size should not exist. Period. A person made out of metal should not exist. And a person made out of metal should not weigh the same as a princess. I have never even seen a tyrannosaurus rex, much less heard of a ten year old beating one up. "We're gonna battle with our Pokemon in order to liberate them from trainers!" Mushrooms don't give you random growth spurts. Stickers have never helped me in a fight. Ever. Since when can magic dust be made out of toadstools?