Laws Quotes

TheCovertComic
posted a quote
September 26, 2020 2:09am UTC

The Law of Times. It's the best of times plus the worst of times times 1/(the total number of times) pretty much all the time.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Anujsomany
posted a quote
September 4, 2016 10:23pm UTC

"A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
~Anuj Somany

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Ethanol
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 9:51am UTC

TRUE CHANGE CANNOT BE MADE IF IT IS
bound by laws and limitations or predictions and imagination ++

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points

mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 2:51pm UTC

If you live in the US and have ever sent a message to someone telling the recipient to kill themselves you've committed the felony of encouraging suicide and depending on the state's laws (meaning what class felony it is) you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement.
If they actually do it you are legally responsible and in some stares you can also be charged with manslaughter.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Elli_unicornpuke
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 9:27am UTC

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes & weaknesses, but still thinks you're completely amazing

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

TylerLumberjack
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Water is so dangerous that it's the #1 cause of drowning in the world. In addition to that, everyone who is exposed to water has died. I think we need water control laws.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points

ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:02pm UTC

World's Weirdest Laws
1 Texas, USA -it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
2 England -it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
3 France -it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
4 Japan -it is illegal to import photographs of male genitals
5 San Salvador, Bahamas -drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
6 Singapore -chewing gum is illegal
7 Thailand -it is illegal to step on a bank note
8 Switzerland -it is against the law for men to urinate standing up; which is the same time that it is illegal to flush the toilet
9 Bangladesh -it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat on exams
10 California, USA -it is illegal to 'wiggle' whilst dancing

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

emmahood31
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 8:39pm UTC

You say that gun law would prevent shootings?
Please go on about how criminals follow laws.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

noura1099
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Dumb Law#1
In Alabama, It is illegal to wear a moustache that can cause laughter in a church
Format: noura1099

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

capsized*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 1:37am UTC

Politics should not be discussed on a quote site, nor should religion. They're clearly two subjects that none of you are mature enough to discuss civilly.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 9 points

KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 5:04pm UTC

I think Witty should have a law book, and it should include;
~ Should you come across the profile of someone you know on Witty, thou shalt avoid them like the plague.
~ Thou shalt not feed the trolls, especially after midnight
~ Thou shalt not fangirl over every and any male species who appears on Witty, unless you are particularly fond of their quotes and personality.
~ Thou shalt not take out disapproval on other Wittians. Thou shalt sit the chapstick* down and relax with some Ben & Jerry's instead.
~ Thou shalt not publish 2 billion word stories in font size 6 bajillion unless they are in a scroll box.
*5 billion life points if you get the reference

👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points

CherryPop
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 4:51pm UTC

♂ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♂ + ♂ = ♥
love is love, and people in love should be able to marry. times have changed - it's time for laws to do the same.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Since witty is talking about laws right now...take it from someone who's parents families are involved with politics and war and danger.
-the taxes being raised on the rich and lowered on the poor will make everyone poor and motivate the poor not to work even more.
-the gun laws are ridiculous because of all the security we have and the drawbacks on the law itself
-I do not support gay marriage or abortion whatsoever
-the fact that America sticks its nose into every countries affairs will only create more enemies out of annoyance
-the aid for people out of work should have a limit and once the time is over should not be renewed because it will motivate more people to get jobs
-and President Obama is splitting our country down the middle with these law promotions
Im in the 8 grade and it might seem to you that I'm ignorant and stupid for saying these things but its you who is ignorant if you think so. I've been through actual war. I've seen suffering. I know war tactics. I know about the economy. I know about lives and how precious they are.
Hate all you want but I'm tired of this. I'm moving out of this country and knowing from being in another country every single year many people in the other countries around the world think this country is not tactful, careful, or smart in its approaches towards these subjects. So whatever....I'm gonna ignore all the haters because this is my opinion and no one else's.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points

RingoStar
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 12:05pm UTC

Only in America:
1.) Do we watch a ball drop on New Years
2.) Let Groundhogs tell us when spring is coming
3.) Prank people on the first day of April
4.) Carve faces on big orange fruits called pumpkins
5.) Watch the president pardon a turkey before feasting
6.) Trample over eachother to get good deals on gifts
7.) Keep Christmas decorations up until May
8.) Don't use the metric system, like the rest of the world
9.) Laws like: it's illegal for a tenant to bite his landlord.
10.) Do we have holidays like: National wiggle your toes day
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

👍 this is good · read the comments · 201 points

.joyriding.*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:01am UTC

Kinder eggs have been banned in America, right?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points

Witty Profiles

Laws Quotes