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  1. epgdlaw epgdlaw
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2019 4:26am UTC
    5 Steps For Starting A Business
    If you are a business owner that has a concept that can be easily replicated, franchising can provide an opportunity to grow your business at a fast pace. If you go about the franchising process the right way, you will be headed down the road to success. Here are the EPGD Law 5 steps to help guide you through the process:

  2. jerryparker jerryparker
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2018 11:33pm UTC
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  3. jerryparker jerryparker
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2018 4:14am UTC
    Parker Waichman is a leading national personal injury law firm, recognized for the results we deliver for our clients across a wide range of personal injury claims. Our team of experienced attorneys allow Parker Waichman LLP to be a leader in the areas of: Personal Injury, Social Security Disability, Nursing Home Abuse/Neglect, Mass Tort Litigation, Defective Drug Litigation, Defective Medical Device Litigation, product liability, toxic exposure, consumer rights and other personal injury cases. visit us at:
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  4. mkhlawyers mkhlawyers
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 3:24pm UTC
    Since 1966, our lawyers have been standing up for injured victims all across the state. If you’re hurt in an accident, you want to be sure that you have a qualified lawyer representing you with a proven track record representing injured victims.
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  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2016 1:01pm UTC
    If the law is at odds with your conscience, take the two of them out drinking – by the end of the night they'll be best buddies.

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2016 10:23pm UTC
    "A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2015 12:20am UTC
    "Nature’s law is such that it metes out its justice to everyone as they deserve by giving each person the same or similar character of people as who he/she is by his/her nature."
    ~Anuj Somany

  8. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    We live in a free country
    with so many rules,
    restrictions,
    guidlines, and laws
    that we are not free.

  9. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    PEOPLE
    WHO
    HIDE THEIR
    FEELINGS
    USUALLY CARE
    THE MOST
    Law of life.
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  10. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    Dad: *walks into room*
    Me: *ducks head*
    Dad *clears throat*
    Me: (thinks) Uh-oh, dad's about to lay down the law!
    Dad: *coughs*
    Dad: *clears throat again*
    Dad: *walks away*
    Me: *relieved* (thinking) Whew, false alarm.

  11. Losing It * Losing It *
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    You know,
    Amendment Two says that you have the
    right to bear arms,
    so whenever you see a bear,
    make sure to take their arms because like
    I said it's the law

  12. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Bide ye Wiccan laws ye must, in perfect love and perfect trust
    Live and let live, fairly take and fairly give.
    Form the circle thrice about to keep all evil spirits out.
    Soft of eye, light of touch, speak ye little, listen much.
    Deosil go by the waxing moon, singing out ye Witches' Rune.
    Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
    When the Lady's moon is new, kiss your hand to her times two.
    When the rippling waters flow, cast a stone and truth ye'll know.
    When ye have and hold a need, harken not with others' greed.
    With a fool no seasons spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
    Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
    Mind ye threefold law ye should, three times bad and three times good.
    When misfortune is anow, wear the star upon thy brow.
    True in Love ye must ever be, lest thy love be false to thee.
    In these eight words, the Wiccan Rede fulfill
    "An' it harm none, do what thou wilt."

  13. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 2:46am UTC
    Have a cop say I'll send you to juvie
    Cause like every other American today I'm blowing of fireworks in the street.
    Police office= not true American

  14. SkinnyLove_ SkinnyLove_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    me: *breaks the law*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:*duct tapes it back together*

  15. countrychic98 countrychic98
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    there should be a law that states you aren't allowed to get your period over the summer.
    just me???

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    If I become a drug dealer, I'm going to say to my customers, "Now put that
    in your pipe and smoke it!" and we'd all laugh and then I'd call the police because drugs are f.cking illegal.

  17. Revolution Revolution
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    It should be against the law to talk to someone who have headphones in.

  18. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    World's Weirdest Laws
    1 Texas, USA -it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
    2 England -it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
    3 France -it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
    4 Japan -it is illegal to import photographs of male genitals
    5 San Salvador, Bahamas -drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
    6 Singapore -chewing gum is illegal
    7 Thailand -it is illegal to step on a bank note
    8 Switzerland -it is against the law for men to urinate standing up; which is the same time that it is illegal to flush the toilet
    9 Bangladesh -it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat on exams
    10 California, USA -it is illegal to 'wiggle' whilst dancing

  19. brizzler brizzler
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    The Trout
    The Whole Trout
    And Nothing But The Trout
    SO HELP ME COD.

  20. AmyCakesAngel AmyCakesAngel
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Friend: I can't believe you illegally downloaded music!
    Me: Huh?
    Friend: I'ts against the law!
    Me: So? Everyone does it.
    Friend: And if everyone was going arround murdering people, would you be doing that, too?
    Me: Come on, everone hates me. I'd probably be the first to get murdered.

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