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  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC
    "Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
    ~Anuj Somany

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2016 12:19pm UTC
    I never meant to cause you any sorrow
    I never meant to cause you any pain
    I only wanted to see you laughing
    Laughing in the purple rain

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2016 4:22pm UTC
    gonna keep dragging across the coals until i get to somewhere it doesn't burn
    the whole world can't be made of fire, there's not enough energy in the universe for that.

  4. pirateslifeforme* pirateslifeforme*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2015 1:27pm UTC
    I'm laughing
    I'm crying
    It feels like
    I'm
    dying

  5. desolated desolated
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2015 12:34pm UTC
    My laugh is either a quiet giggle or an unholy sound that sounds like a dolphin banging a chimpanzee

  6. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    Christmas comes around,
    and here I am, wrapping like Eminem.

  7. livelovelaugh2 livelovelaugh2
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    😂That awkward moment when a teacher is yelling at the class and you suddenly wanna laugh for some reason.😂

  8. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    My dick is so hard
    to find

  9. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    He was laughing,
    even as we kissed,
    and kissed again. There
    is no better feeling
    THAN THE TASTE OF
    someone else's laughter in your mouth. ♥

  10. The1975* The1975*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 5:18pm UTC
    yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor
    for my life im trying to be poetic

  11. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    *throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the hell up

  12. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 3:01pm UTC
    *shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an arguement* aND ANOTHER THING

  13. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    i'm still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and me hot. please.

  14. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    me typing in 2009:Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.me typing in 2010:Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xDme typing in 2011:Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.me typing in 2012:lol whats happening hoo Disme typing in 2013:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)me typing in 2014:hella

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    When something funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everyone else stopped 10 minutes ago

  16. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    Nev: you're gay
    Catfish: obviously i'm not gay
    Nev: you were having a romantic relationship with a guy
    Catfish: you got me there
    - Catfish

  17. trappedinthemirror trappedinthemirror
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 9:56pm UTC
    laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 8:35am UTC
    I have like 10 different laughs!

  19. emmahood31 emmahood31
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:22am UTC
    My sister and her friends just woke me up with how loud they were being. I decided I woul just lie there until I fell asleep. All I heard was them making fun of me and my body and my weight. They were saying how they would never want to look like me. My sister always told me i was fine though. Everything she said were lies. She was lauhing at me. I was always so afraid she was lying to me when she said things like, " you aren't fat" or " your body is perfect". I never realzed how badly it would really hurt when I found out she was actually lying.

  20. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    David: this gay panic situation your having right now is coming off a little homophobic
    Kenny: what i'm homophobic because i don't want another mans p*nis in my mouth?
    David: yes that is exactly what homophobic is
    - We're the Millers

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