Laugh Quotes

thelostheartedteen
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November 21, 2014 2:39pm UTC

One day during class, my calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop around on one foot, and yelled out, "MOTHER-----" but then he looked up and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with, "FUNCTION!" Thus, MOTHERFUNCTION was born.

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xohheykayla
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November 16, 2014 1:06pm UTC

Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.

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Beanie*
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October 12, 2014 2:03pm UTC

live. laugh. love.

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gravity_enemy
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October 2, 2014 3:37pm UTC

hah

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Emma Is Not My Name*
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September 10, 2014 8:11am UTC

If you are going to be with me when you are bored and you want to laugh,
I should put a price on me..right?

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SuperNovaChic
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August 28, 2014 1:31pm UTC

Of course I laugh at my own jokes.
Why should I be left out just because I'm the one who's incredibly hilarious?

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ElmosWhoree*
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August 26, 2014 1:59am UTC

Whales are not lollipops.
If you put a whale on a stick and lick it,
it will lick you back.

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Nicole*
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August 10, 2014 6:35pm UTC

My EX had one very annoying habit.
BREATHING.

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LoneBlue
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August 9, 2014 1:18pm UTC

I really should eat real food, but 'Reeses Pieces' is so much better.

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invisableme13
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August 3, 2014 1:48pm UTC

You can go through life pushing people down to get higher, but in the end its not how high you got rather the journey that got you where you are.

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Emma Is Not My Name*
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July 27, 2014 12:49pm UTC

Υοu never laugh with the same thing many times..why cry many?

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Carla Crahan.*
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July 17, 2014 5:10pm UTC

(laughing)
(sad again)

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Crazy girl*
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July 17, 2014 11:46am UTC

*laughs for 10 minutes*
*stops**catches breath*
*thinks about what made me laugh*
*laughs for 10 more minutes*

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SuperNovaChic
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July 11, 2014 6:59pm UTC

If cats could talk, they'd probably always correct your grammar.

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NotSoVeryOrdinary
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July 10, 2014 10:27am UTC

What if you were told,
you were dying.
Who would you vist?
Where would you go?
What would you do?
-Would you travel?
-Would you tell that person how you felt about them?
--
Well you are dying.
We all are.

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Crazy girl*
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July 9, 2014 11:13am UTC

Thinking about something really funny and trying to control your laughter... This is when you realize your a comical genius.

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SuperNovaChic
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July 7, 2014 10:43am UTC

Isn't it weird how we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like "I don't know how to hold a pencil."

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