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Knock Quotes

  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2019 12:34pm UTC
    knock knock!
    who's there?
    dishes
    dishes who?
    dishes sean connery

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    Knock knock.....(who's there?)Where, When(Where, when, who?)My bed, tonight, me and you

  3. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    you knock my socks off... and everything else ;) hahaha

  4. FacelesAngel* FacelesAngel*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 5:21pm UTC
    If opportunity
    doesn't KNOCK,
    build a DOOR.

  5. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:13am UTC
    Frozen
    Olaf: Knock. Just knock.
    Olaf: Why isn't she knocking?
    Olaf: Do you think she knows how to knock?

  6. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 2:07pm UTC
    knock knock
    whose there?
    well definately not my parents
    because they don't knock

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Every time I do something dumb I knock on the back of my head
    and let's just say
    my head really hurts

  8. onlylettingitgo onlylettingitgo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:24am UTC
    So this actually happened to me yesterday... should've known
    Her: *Knock knock*
    Me: Who's there?
    Her: Beth!
    Me: Beth who?
    Her: Wait, what do you mean?!
    Me: What's the joke?
    Her:It's not a joke moron, let me in!

  9. prabhupd prabhupd
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Problems are like washing machine,
    They twist us,
    Spin us & knock us around,
    But in the end
    We come out cleaner,
    Brighter & better than before.

  10. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    My sister knocks in the door when im just sittin arouns on my tablet...
    But doesnt knock when im gettung...dressed o_o

  11. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Please attempt to knock me down.
    Just for me to get the pleasure of seeing you,
    failing miserably.
    <3

  12. Ilovemusicsofreakingmuch Ilovemusicsofreakingmuch
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:05am UTC
    I have this wall built up
    I just want to find one person who has the courage to knock it down
    To get to know the real me

  13. woahman woahman
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 5:57am UTC
    *Lunchtime at school*
    Me: Knock Knock.
    Bestfriend: Who's there?
    Me: Daisy.
    Bestfriend: Daisy who?
    Me: DAISY ME ROLLIN'..THEY HATING!

  14. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    "Knock knock"
    "who's there"
    "I love"
    "I love who?"
    "I love you"
    That would be like,
    The cutest joke ever.
    I wouldn't even punch you in the face
    Because its a knock knock joke

  15. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    obviously not your parents because they never knock.

:)

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