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  1. PinkLisa PinkLisa
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2015 5:42am UTC
    Life is difficult, be a "Pink Kitty".

  2. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 2:46pm UTC

  3. Rainbow185 Rainbow185
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    Cats be like:
    Is dis wht lyf cme 2

  4. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 4:44pm UTC
    Silly kitty.Scratching mein perfectlystraightlines.Silly kitty.

  5. MohawkMojo MohawkMojo
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 10:36pm UTC
    Kittyface, I found you when I was in 2nd grade, you were only about a month old.
    Today I saw you get hit by a car and I held you in my arms in your last few minutes on this earth.
    I'm sorry I couldn't save you.
    You were the best pet anyone could ever ask for.
    You meant the world to me.
    I'm gonna miss you...

  6. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 2:14am UTC
    The More Old Comments I Read
    The Angrier I Get.
    How Did I Let This Happen
    I Used To mean So Much To Yous
    But Now
    The F/ck Have I Done
    I Need You Guys Back

  7. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 7:55pm UTC

  8. TheNamesAshleeNicole TheNamesAshleeNicole
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    Tough titty said the kitty when the milk ran dry;)

  9. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    I really wish my cat would live forever.

  10. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    My cat sneezed and it was the cutest thing in the world. Then he went to the bathroom and pooped in the tub.

  11. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    Like Snapchat, but only of my cats

  12. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    Bree: Oh, hi, Kitty. Can I talk to you for a second? I was so psyched that a fellow Cheerio was nominated for Prom Queen.
    Kitty: Thanks Bree.
    Bree: And then I heard that you weren't going to campaign for it and instead you were throwing your support to that Asian girl from Glee club because you thought it was "her turn." Now, if that's true, you might wanna tie yourself down, because this is gonna be a rough ride. I just wanted to remind you that a Cheerio has not won prom queen for several years now, we've had prom queens from Glee club, including the Jewish girl and a gay dude. And if we're not careful, I swear to god, we're gonna have a black transsexual named Unique as prom queen, before we have a Cheerio as prom queen. Now I know you’re thinking to yourself, ‘But oh-em-gee, Bree, I love the Asian girl from Glee Club!’ Well punch yourself in the face so I don’t have to. I do not give a flying FART, and the Cheerios do not give a flying FART, about how much you love your sisters from Glee Club. You have 51 weeks out of the year to ‘love your sisters from Glee Club,’ and this week is not, I repeat NOT, one of them. THIS week is about winning prom queen for the Cheerios, and that’s not gonna happen if you’re off campaigning for Kim Chee Cohen Barf, or WHO-EVER; are you an idiot, Kitty? That’s not a rhetorical question, I literally want you to tell me if you’re mentally slow, so I can be sure you’re not nominated for future prom court.

  13. LadyDara LadyDara
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:54am UTC
    I' m a kitty.
    Meow :3
    I'm proud of it ♥

  14. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Night falls and stars show bright.
    You lie down, your stress you fight.
    Day, the sun, tis all long away.
    Close your eyes and dream.
    Open and in your window it streams.
    Light of the bright morning.
    You sigh and nod, you saw this coming.
    Getting up you are still very tired.
    You drink something, you get wired.
    You are hyper for an hour.
    Till your day goes sour.
    Go to youtube watch a video with a kitty.
    This reminds you 'Let me go check witty'.

  15. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    Just sitting pretty
    Stroking an imaginary kitty
    Wishing i could come up with something more witty...

  16. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    You see. I'm just sitting on me bed alone in my room with my laptop and my cat. I'm scrolling through my news feeds seeing all of these beautiful people doing great things with their friends. And I'm just sitting there, reevaluating my life. ._.

  17. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    How do I be a kitty!?!? I'm done with Halloween already .-.

  18. zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)* zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    my cat is so fat that it gives her a heart attack just to jump on the couch! XD

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 2:33am UTC
    scare the sht out of your cats by
    filling their kitty litter box with pop rocks.

  20. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Rest In Peace
    to my cat Cole <3
    I'll miss you baby .


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