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  1. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2015 6:39am UTC
    dont let little stupid
    things break your
    happiness

  2. GastlyHorror GastlyHorror
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 12:33am UTC
    How to cheer yourself up a little:
    Take time to look up pictures of kittens, or puppies. Flowers or even the rain.
    Find something soothing that can make you smile and feel calm.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    I have 2 baby kittens. one is brown tiger
    striped with white feet, and one is black
    with white feet. I've temporarily named
    them Shawn and Gus (because I just
    recently binge watched psych.. again.
    I can't help it guys, it's in my top shows
    and I re-watch all my shows because
    I have a problem.) and by temporarily,
    I mean it's their names until someone
    forces me to change them.
    [I'm not even joking about having a problem
    when it comes to shows. there are multiple
    shows, with five plus seasons, that I have
    watched well over 10 times now. yet I hate
    watching movies over again. go figure.]

  4. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    What I said: I like metal music.
    What they heard: Every full moon I gather with my satanic cult in the heart of the forest and we chant in Latin while we sacrifice kittens to Satan and rock out to metal with the spirit of Hïtler.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    in an alternate universe:
    "I'll take that one" the dog says; pointing towards the box
    of infants along the sidewalk that says "free to good home."

  6. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    My mom won't talk to me cause I kept begging for a cat today. She still hasn't given me an answer yet, I think there's still hope. :)

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    What is with the kittenin Miley Cyrus' performanceat the AMAslike WTF?

  8. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    National Cat Day is on the 29th?
    You've cat to be kitten me right meow...

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Friend: What's the cutest thing in the world?
    Me: *busts out into song*
    Me: Kittens on a cloud, kittens on a cloud.
    Soft and silky, drinking milky, purry purry,
    soft and furry. Kittens on a cloud, meow meow.

  10. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    http://www.liveanimals.tv/cats-kittens/rescued-kittens-lounge-cam
    I dare you to copy that link, and just fall in love with the cuteness.

  11. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    Let's take a moment
    to thank Steve
    for the cat profile pictures.

  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:27am UTC
    What do you call a pile of kittens?
    A meowtain
    - Jenna Marbles

  13. YouNeedALifeBruv* YouNeedALifeBruv*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:36am UTC
    I DONT CARE WHAT THEY BROKE DONT YOU DARE SHOUT AT MY LITTLE MARSHMELLOWS :D
    *Cat holds her two white little kittens near her*

  14. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 7:11am UTC
    xXMidnightXx's format
    Witty's birthday banner
    Day=Made

  15. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    The Happy birthday cats on Witty.
    You can never fully appreciate them until you see them for yourself.

  16. wishystar wishystar
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    ☂ raindrops on roses ❀
    and = whiskers on kittens ❤
    ~ The Sound of Music

  17. Leonidas32123 Leonidas32123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Sometimes I sneak up behind my Cat when she's not looking and say
    BRAAARAMm!!!
    Boo-ga-loo-ga-loo-ga-loo-gaa
    lol then i hugg her and say "Aww.. i still love you :)" xoxo

  18. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Society: You worship satan!
    Me: *Looks at pictures of people in the bands I like holding puppies/kittens/their kids*
    Me: Obviously.

  19. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 10:27am UTC
    me: *grabs coke bottle*
    me: *runs up to my kittens*
    me: I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE! I CRASHED MY CAR INTO BRIDGE I WATCHED BURN! I DON'T CARE!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!
    mom: yeah you are so adopted.

  20. EdgeFace EdgeFace
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 12:28am UTC
    There's a lot of serious quotes on here right now so.....
    I like cats, Am I right?

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