Kindergarten Quotes

becausecatsduh
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November 4, 2014 8:22pm UTC

In kindergarten, he wasn't even there to see me off.
She was there everyday.
In third grade, I believed all his lies, he was my favorite parent.
She was too bossy.
In sixth grade, he understood everything, he was my best friend.
She didn't understand anything.
In seventh grade, I figured it out, he's a fake.
She knew what was yet to come.
In ninth grade, his whole world flipped over.
She stood behind me.
In the next summer, he had no clue I tried to end my life.
She strived to keep me alive.
In tenth grade, I recieved my diagnosis. He said it doesn't exist.
She tried to understand the differences in people.
And here I am in eleventh grade, mad at myself for believing his lies for all too long.
Mad because I wasn't worth the truth, mad because I made a fake of him,
mad because he caused my mental disorders and he doesn't care.
Mad because I treated her so bad for so long, mad because it took me so long to figure out,
mad because bad things happen to good people, mad because she always had my back,
mad because she has always been my biggest supporter.
I'm so sorry Mom, I love you more than anything.
Don't leave me.

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zimchim*
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May 8, 2014 2:36pm UTC

I would describe my art style as
post-kindergaten scribblecore.

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RoseNightshade1799
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February 16, 2014 9:24pm UTC

Kindergarten
Taught me how to share and be friends with people
And listen to others when they had something to say
...Was basically a lie about life and the world.

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Secret42
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November 17, 2013 2:58pm UTC

In kindegarten,my friend danced the macarena because she thought she would get macaroni.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
True Story.Do NOT Steal

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Shelley♥*
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September 23, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Goddamnit, I just wish I was in Kindergarten
again, the only thing I had to worry about being the fact
That Luther lacks coolness compared to Zeke.

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A_Kindergardener
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August 3, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I remember when I didn't want to take naps in kindergarten... HAHAHAHA

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Ashbear_xoxo
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July 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Remember in kindergarten how you would ask random girls or boys on the playground to be your friend before you even knew them? You didnt judge them by their appearence. Its funny how now, in middle school and high school, before even saying "Hello," to someone you look at them, judge them, and walk on by without any acknowlegement.

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glitter162*
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June 19, 2013 6:01pm UTC

In first grade, there was this
boy who spent the year literally believing he had 2 right hands because when he was learning his 'right' and 'left', his mom would say 'right' when he was correct.

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Plusle_N_Minun
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May 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC

So I had to go into a kindergarten class to deliver some papers to the teacher
But I could see she was in the middle of a lesson so I waited.
The lesson was about learning about people's nationalities.
And where they came from.
She went around the room asking each student what their nationality is.
Each student replied proudly:
"American!" "Chinese!" "Italian!" "Mexican!" "Japanese!" "Dutch!"
She came around to the last student and asked him what his nationality was.
He seemed confused or uncertain of his answer.
But in a proud voice he said:
"I am Human."

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Misty22
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May 8, 2013 2:24pm UTC

They say high school is the best part of your life. The truth is kindergarden is the best. No ones judged and the only problem is the right crayon to color with.

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Jared1362
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April 23, 2013 8:58pm UTC

I miss the days when
DRAMA
meant someone stole your crayons and
I HATE YOU
lasted five minutes
Jared1362

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noseogefil
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March 31, 2013 12:30pm UTC

when I was in kindergarten, like no one would flush the toilet when they went to the bathroom, so everyone's favorite prank was to show someone a toilet that hadn't been flushed. And one time it happened to me, and I went in there and screamed "POOOOP!!!" really loudly and started crying and everyone heard and that's the story of how I got my first red mark and became the most well known kindergartener at my school.

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Pluto*
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March 1, 2013 12:32pm UTC

I remember when I was in kindergarten,
all the kids would show off their underwear. It was like the main gossip that went on in kindergarten. There was this one time I wore a My Little Mermaid underwear and when I told the other kids, they were all like "prove it" and when I did, they were like "woah" and I was like an awesome kid for the rest of the day and I was so proud of it like "Hell yeah I have awesome underwear."

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xoLoveMatters
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February 16, 2013 4:54pm UTC

YOU'RE = YOU ARE.
YOUR = SHOWS POSESSION OF YOU.
IT'S = IT IS.
ITS = SHOWS POSESSION OF IT.
THERE = A PLACE OR POSITION.
THEIR = SHOWS POSESSION OF THEM.
THEY'RE = THEY ARE.
ALOUD = SPEAKING OUT LOUD.
ALLOWED = GRANTED PERMISSION.
TO = THE MOTION OF A DIRECTION.
TOO = ALSO.
If you did not know any of these homophones, PLEASE GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN.

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xoLoveMatters
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February 14, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Guys in Kindergarten: Stole my juicebox
Guys now: Steal my heart
...and stomp all over it then fry it and eat it for dinner.

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