Best Kik Quotes Ever

capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 11:01pm UTC

“Do you have KIK?” — Straight white male for “we will sext for 25 minutes, you’ll receive an unsolicited picture of my d×ck and then I’ll KIK you a hello five days in a row, regardless if you answer or not.”
Nope. Don’t have KIK.

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Lifehappens
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September 19, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Random Fact: Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 10:18pm UTC

Stranger: 18 m usa
You: 16 f usa
Stranger: Kik?
You: Nah son sorry
Stranger: Who you callin son, kiddy?
You: Who you callin kiddy, son?
Stranger: Your the younger one here???
You: You're* and you're the male here, so you're a son
Stranger has disconnected.

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ThatIsSoTrue
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I hate it when you are on kik
And you start typing
Then the other person starts typing
And then you both stop typing
Then you type again
And they start typing again....

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Lifehappens
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November 9, 2013 4:50am UTC

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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hope____
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Wanted: A Actual Friend That Won't Judge , Actually Cares, That Will Be Here To Talk To Even At 3 Am, A Good Listener, That Will Listen To Me Rant About My Life... Anyone Interested?
Reward: I Will Do The Same.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 4:21am UTC

Some kid on kik:
Kid: Hey
Me: Hey
Kid: ur cute :)
Kid: Well.. I mean there's better looking people...
Kid: I just didn't want to be mean.
Me: Yeah...
Kid: Wanna send me a n.ude? ;)
Me: Oh boy, Can I?! That'd be such an honor! </end sarcasm>
Like, do guys like have a new strategy?
Insult girls to make them feel like sh.t
about themselves enough to send them
m.sturbation material?
Like, if you're actually decent human beings
you might actually get laid every now and then.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:32am UTC

Guy: Wanna see my d*ck?
Me: No.
Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck.
Me: Please don't.
Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck.
Me: Oh god, eye-molestation.
Guy: Send me a pic of u.
Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy
old man, dressed in drag as retaliation*
Me: That's me bby <3
Haven't heard from him since.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 3:51pm UTC

okay, i was looking for ways to text people in other countries so i just downloaded kik on my phone, so if any of you want to be friends with me/talk to me/flirt with me, comment your kik usernames. mine's spideybite.

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Secret42
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Format Credit:FaveFormats
How do people have an actual conversation on omegle?Whenever I go on it there are just people asking me my gender,age and kik.:\
My quote.Do NOT Steal

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:32am UTC

Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person: Hi
Me: Why does it take so long for you to type -.-

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notgivinafuuuck
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:14pm UTC

FRIDAY,
WHERE YOU AT?

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Amanda Zicca*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 9:49pm UTC

so it begins tomorrow
DAY ONE OF BEING A VEGETARIAN
I don't plan on going cold turkey, PUN INTENDED LOL, but I'll take it day by day, cutting back more and more.
please leave a comment or talk to me on kik or by email giving me advice, tips, and yummy foods and snacks to eat!
Goal one - be totally off meat by summer
email: diaryofaveggiex@gmail.com
kik: diaryofaveggie

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MissOpportunist
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 7:15am UTC

For, like, months I had NO IDEA what kikwas.And all of a sudden everybodystarts going around saying "Someone Kik Me" And I was like WHAT???
Long story short, people don't like to be kicked.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 4:12am UTC

told my friend to Kik me,
so when I turned around...
She physically kicked my leg.
._.

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Destinymckay
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Hey Witty.
i'm looking for a new best friend :3
somebody who is into
Black Veil Brides
Green Day
My Chemical Romance
Marilyn Manson
Three Days Grace
Motionless In White
Escape The Fate
Bring Me The Horizon
Falling In Reverse
Avril Lavigne
Blink 182
Demi Lovato
etc..
I'm 14 years old, girl obviously :p
i am canadian, eh..
anyways, i do have depression, but im really funny. :3
so yeah, i like need a friend..
i am anti social
i like cats.. omfg someone just kik me..
Kik: janemckayxo

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