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  1. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 7:43pm UTC
    He was gonna quit tomorrow,
    we're all gonna quit tomorrow. . .

  2. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:00pm UTC
    Mom: How beautiful!
    Me: It's a man and he's Taemin.
    Mom: How pretty!
    Me: It's a man and he is Heechul.
    Mom: How pretty!
    Me: It's a man and he's Sungjong.
    Mom: How pretty!
    Me: It's a man and he is Kevin.
    Mom: How pretty!
    Me: It's a man and he is Ren. Someday you will learn?
    Mom: Okay... handsome!
    Me: MOM! THAT IS AMBER!
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    wHY cAn'T You see
    » THAT I'M IN LOVE
    wITH yOu ?

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    format by my bae ethanol
    IT'S SO CUTE WHEN
    you talk to someone a lot and then you notice
    the little phrases the you use and the stupid
    little sayings you have start slipping into their vocabulary
    more and more

  5. *tripsoverfridge* *tripsoverfridge*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:56am UTC
    When you get One Direction posters that are double sided:
    Liam: *No woman in the world deserves this*

  6. mjozie mjozie
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Yes, that's right Kevin. Zayn is a lovely guy.

  7. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:37am UTC
    I hate humans.. So I am a unicorn... So when everyone thinks they are a unicorn... I will be a pigeon.. So I can crap on everyone I hate :D

  8. 1D_Forever 1D_Forever
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    1D_Forever#:001
    That moment you see a pigeon and say 'KEVIN' then everyone starts staring at you.

  9. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 9:38am UTC
    why am i getting involved with you again?

  10. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 5:09am UTC
    Me without One Direction is like Niall without Nando's, Harry without his curls, Liam without his turtle, Zayn without a mirror and Louis without Kevin!

  11. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Never Forget 6/3/12
    One year ago today, four teens from around me were killed in an awful car accident.
    One being a girl I knew.
    They were being teenagers and thinking they were invincible, participated in something known as "boone-ing" around here.
    They jumped railroad tracks, overcorrected, hit a ditch, flipped, then finally stopped when they hit a tree.
    One survived.
    They were young and had their whole lives ahead of them.
    If you're reading this today, say a quick prayer for the friends and family of these four teens.
    Rest in paradise Lexi Poerner, Kevin Fox, Jeff Chaya, and Blake Bartchak
    We all miss you guys.

  12. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    : Hey everyone.
    : Did ya'll know? I don't have EX'S! I have
    " Y'S ".
    :Like ' Y ' the hell did I date you!
    - KEVIN HART -

  13. AwkwardnessIsAwesome* AwkwardnessIsAwesome*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    GUYS! KEVIN STOLE DEAN'S PIE!!!!!!!! O.O

  14. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Hmmm, I wonder what Kevin Bacon tastes like?

  15. KatieInAStrangeLand KatieInAStrangeLand
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    "Kevin"
    -Do you think man or bird?

  16. xxUntoldXXSecretsxx xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Krazy (With a K, yes, you're welcome.)
    Ecstatic. (You really are krazy.)
    Veracious. (Look it up!)
    Igloo. (I dunno. *o*)
    Night owl. (Hoot!)

  17. lollipop213 lollipop213
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    You know you're a directioner when...
    #551
    A pigeon automatically becomes Kevin.

  18. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    I JUST WANT THE
    JONAS BROTHERS BACK

  19. factsandstuff factsandstuff
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    "They Don't Know about
    Us' by 1D
    represents the relationship between the real world and the internet world. Examples:
    "People say we shouldn't be together..." My mom tells me I need to get off the internet more.
    "they don'tknow about the things we do" - They really don't.
    "They don't know about the up all nights" - I'm sure plenty of us have stayed up all night just because of the internet.
    "They don't know I've waited all my life just to find a love that feels so right" - This is pretty self explantitory.
    ''Just one touch and I was a believer" -The first time I ever used the internet, I couldn't get off.
    "Every day it gets a little sweeter, it's getting better, keeps getting better all the time girl" - The internet gets better all the time. Ya know, all those upgrades and stuff.
    "They don't know how special you are, what you've done to my heart" - It makes people more anti-social.
    I really need to get out more. :/
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  20. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Hopeless,
    Head over heels in the moment,
    I never thought that I'd get hit, by this lovebug again.

:)

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