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  1. guptanikhil088 guptanikhil088
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    β™š
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    Run around in circles screaming

  2. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    Always Keep
    the Simple
    and Loving
    Heart
    of Your
    Childhood.
    -Lewis Carroll
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

  3. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    • • • • • • • • •
    R.I.P
    Angel you were 6 weeks old, barley knew me, but yet loved me.
    I was in the process of nursing you myself like you were my own child,
    but you were just a kitten. I had you for a week, in that small period of time
    I grew closer to you, it was like having a baby to myself; until it became time
    you started getting sick. We were going to take you to the vet Monday, 5/6/13.
    That day I came home from school my mom was bawling, I looked at her and
    ran to my bed room. There you were, you were laying there on my blankets gone..
    Your precious blue eyes were open, and your mouth was open, but you wasn't breathing.
    I've never bawled so hard in three days like I have since your death. I can't remember ever
    crying when a family member has passed on, so why did I bawl so much over a 6 week old kitten?
    Because, she was like my own child, I was in the process of nursing her, and giving her all the love &
    attention she needed. I gave her everything, I blame myself for her death.. But it wasn't my fault that
    she had Feline Leukeima.. She suffered the whole weekend & then gave up on Monday.
    Jesus, take care of her. Please.♥
    nmf
    • • • • • • • • •

  4. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    He's gonna miss you
    Because me and you both know, no one else can compare to you babe :)

  5. Enhance Enhance
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:14am UTC
    Witty Bootcamp
    If you'd like to post about your workouts or some sort of food diary but want to do it in a quote tag it with wittybootcampenhance and I'll see it! (:
    Snack of the day
    Sandwich time!
    I love sandwiches SO much, I just cant go without them.
    I really really love goat cheese. A LOT. But it can be pricey so I don't get to have it a lot..
    When I get to, though, I treat myself to a nice wholewheat bagel with some goatcheese and grilled red bell peppers (which i usually hate), and just take it to school or have it at home. It really makes me happy.. (total food addict)
    Question:
    What TV shows do most of you watch? I'm thinking about setting up a workout for some tv shows that you can do whilst watching them (:
    "Strive for progress, not perfection."
    For the witty bootcampers:
    A little update on how I'm doing, since we're all together on this!
    Yesterday I started working out and didn't finish, I went out with my boyfriend and my grandmum to do grocery shopping .-. It was fun, though (: It's the first time we hung out outside of school in a month, since we had both travelled on holidays and school started last monday for us :I But it's okay, I'll just work out today, it's not the end of the world (:
    ALSO, I HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE TO NOTIFY AND VERY LITTLE TIME DURING THE DAY T.T Sorry!
    Remember to breathe at a pace, deep breaths, and not shallow (:
    30 Lateral steps & pulls
    30 Slow rocking butt kickers
    30 High knee pulls
    40 Standing torso twists
    60 Second jog in place
    20 Bodyweight Squats
    60 Second boxer shuffle
    20 Cross-toe touches
    30 Squats and jumps
    40 Single Leg Raises (20 reps per leg)
    15 Knee Push-ups
    10 Crunches
    15 Reverse crunches
    30 Jumping Jacks
    Have fun! (:
    Tell me how you did! Comment here or on my page (:

  6. KerinπŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸ»* KerinπŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸ»*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    I am so proud of my mom she said she was going to quit smoking and she's on the patch and she hasn't touched a cigarette in weeks keep it going mom ^_^

  7. ChelliePurple ChelliePurple
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    they be like "delete my number"
    i be like....
    β™•
    KEEP
    CALM
    IT WAS NEVER
    SAVED

  8. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:22am UTC
    facebook
    Knows everyone.
    WIKIPEDIA
    Knows everything.
    Google
    Has everything.
    Internet
    Keep talking b*tches.
    WittyProfiles
    Sike.
    JenniferMuana Format.

  9. Enhance Enhance
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Right now, there is a kid finishing Parent's Evening,
    in the heat of a discussion with his mother.
    Asking why he would have to study subjects he would never,
    ever use in his life?
    And she will look at him, blank-eyed,
    let out a sigh, think for a second - and then lie.
    She will say something along the lines of ..
    "You know to get a god job, you need a good degree; and these subjects will help you to get a good degree. We never had these opportunities when I was younger."
    And he will reply:
    "But you were young a long time ago - weren't you, mum?"
    And she won't respond;
    although what he implies makes perfect sense:
    That society's needs would've changed since she was sixteen.
    But she will ignore him, grip his hand more sternly, and drag him to the car.
    But what she doesn't know; is that she didn't ignore him, just to shut him up.
    She didn't lie because they were just returning from Parent's Evening, and an argument on the hallway would look bad on her resumee.
    She won't lie because she just spent the last one hour convincing a stern-faced teacher that she will ensure that her child studies more at home.
    No.
    She will lie, simply because she doesn't know any better herself.
    Although her entire adult life, she has never used or applied a pythagram therom, perfected fallacy, and still does not know the value of x.
    She will rely on society, to tell her that her child, who has one of the sharpest minds in the school, is hyperactive, unfocused, easily distracted, and dead weight.
    STUDENTS.
    How many equations, subjects and phases did you memorise just before an exam - never to use again?
    How many A grades did you get, which were never helpful when you applied for a job?
    How many times have you remembered something, just five minutes after the teacher said 'stop writing', only to receive your results one month later, to realise you were only one mark short of the top grade?
    Does that mean remembering five minutes earlier, would've made you more qualified for a particular job?
    Well, on an application form, it would've.
    We all have different abilities, processes, experiences and genes; so why is a class full of individuals tested by the same means?
    So does that mean Shantel must be dumb, just because she couldn't do a couple of sums?
    And if this issue is not addressed properly; it then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; that every school has the audacity to have a policy on equality.
    Hah, the irony.
    Exams are society's methods of telling you what you are worth.
    But you can't let society tell you what you are, 'cause this is the same society that tells you that abortion is wrong - but then looks down on teenage parents.
    The same society that sells products to promote natural hair, looks, and a smooth completion - with the model on the box half-photoshopped, and has fake lashes, and hair extentions.
    With pastors that preach charity, but own private jets.
    Parents that say they want, "educated kids", but constantly marvel at how rich Richard Braxton is.
    With governments that preach peace, but endorse wars.
    That say that they believe so much in the importance of high education; and further learning..
    Then why increase tuition fees every single year?
    I believed Miss Jefferson, when she sat me in her office and told me that exams would be imperative to my success.
    And we were told to always follow what Miss Jefferson led;
    but then I took Jefferson out of the equation, and learnt to think for myself.
    I realised we were told to always follow what misled.
    Test us with tests, but the finals are never final.
    'Cause they never prepare us for the biggest test, which is survival.
    And what I suggest is fairly outlying;
    so I don't expect everyone to understand this,
    except for the kids who know what it feels like, to be worth no more than that D or that A that you get on results day.
    And the one who's best stories were never good enough for the english teacher;
    'cause apparently you missed out "key-literal" techniques, did not follow the class plan, and the language was too informal for him to understand.
    But then he'd reference Hamlet & McBeth, and you'd fight the urge to express your contempt, by partially clenching your fist, with only you medius finger left protruding in the middle of your hand.
    Then ask if he was aware that Shakespeare was known as the innovator of slang.
    Or, the kid in the back of the class, who thinks
    'Why am I studying something that feed my drive', but then when confronted with a mass problem his eyes come alive.
    So this is one for my generation:
    the ones who found what they were looking for on google;
    the ones who followed their dreams on twitter;
    pictured their future on instagram;
    accepted destiny on facebook.
    This one's for my failures and my drop-outs, for my unemployed graduates, my shop assistants; cleaners and chashiers with bigger dreams.
    My self-employed entrepeneurs;
    my world-changers and my dream-chasers;
    Because the purpose of why I hate school but love education, was not to initiate a world-wide debate, but to let them know that whether a seventy-two, or an eighty-eight, fourty-four, or sixty-eight,
    We will not let exam results decide our fate.

  10. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    I think we all just want
    that one person who
    would do anything
    to keep us from
    swallowing
    a bottle of
    pills.

  11. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    Forever and Always;
    a promise I intend to keep.

  12. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    β™”
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    KEEP SMILING

  13. Enhance Enhance
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 9:37am UTC
    The skinny healthy rules!
    1. Drink a large glass of water before every single meal.
    2. Eat protein every meal unless you want to stay hungry and grouchy.
    (examples: turkey, chicken, tuna, salmon, halibut, pork loin, beef, veal, tofu, soy beans, eggs, pumpink, squash)
    3. Eat around 45 grams of fiber per day.
    here is a site with a list of high-fiber foods: click here
    4. Eat apples and/or berries every day (if possible)
    5. Avoid carbs after lunch.
    6. Try making one day of the week meatless!
    7. No fast foods girl!
    8. Eat a real breakfast.
    9. Avoid high-salt foods!
    10. Sleep right.
    11. Allow yourself one splurge a week!
    12. Try to eat slowly, it takes your brain a while to let you know you're hungry.
    13. When hungry, EAT.
    When full, STOP.

  14. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    I keep it all inside because I'd rather let the pain destroy me, than everyone else.

  15. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 12:34pm UTC
    There's a Hell, believe me, I've seen it.
    There's a Heaven, let's keep it a secret!

  16. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to
    do was.. Let go of the past and keep moving forward..

  17. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    Okay , so yesterday
    I was on an airplane headed back from Florida. I was seated next to this guy who spoke another language. He saw my teen magazine, and took it out from the seat. It was twist magazine. He started reading it! I thought it was pretty funny. Did I mention he's a grown man?
    I asked him if he wanted to keep it but with the little english he knew, he said "No...thankyou."

  18. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Getting alot of
    ( GIRLS ) ISINT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF , ♥ }
    { KeepING oNE
    » » » » » » » » IS .

  19. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Don't let your story end ;

  20. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2016 6:26pm UTC
    GIVE ME A TASTE
    OF WHAT IT'S LIKE
    TO BE NEXT TO YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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