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  1. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     April 15, 2020 5:04pm UTC
    I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."
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  2. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     April 15, 2020 5:00pm UTC
    The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
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  3. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 5:23am UTC
    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
    They're making headlines!
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  4. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 5:13am UTC
    A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
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  5. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 5:11am UTC
    What do you call a running chicken?
    Poultry in motion.
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  6. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 2:11am UTC
    The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.
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  7. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 2:05am UTC
    A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.
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  8. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 1:58am UTC
    Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
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  9. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 1:55am UTC
    I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.
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  10. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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     March 31, 2020 1:44am UTC
    A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.
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  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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     August 7, 2019 12:34pm UTC
    knock knock!
    who's there?
    dishes
    dishes who?
    dishes sean connery
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  12. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
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     January 1, 2017 8:29pm UTC
    I remember 2016 like it was yesterday...
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  13. Anujsomany Anujsomany
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     September 6, 2016 12:17am UTC
    “When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
    ~Anuj Somany
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  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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     July 12, 2016 12:28pm UTC
    my aunt broke my car door. which resulted in me breaking my phone. which means I have to spend every dime I earned to fix both of those things. all because I was a good person and lent someone my car.
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  15. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
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     July 7, 2016 8:21am UTC
    That moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the heck you are doing with your life
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  16. MissyLizzie MissyLizzie
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     June 21, 2016 7:38am UTC
    do you think my parents will still tell me "oh, you're just not mature enough yet" in twenty years time when i'm 30, still haven't had nor want a relationship, and i tell them for the millionth time that i'm an aromantic asexual?
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  17. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
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     April 19, 2016 9:09pm UTC
    Heaven's door doesn't seem so far away.
    *opens fridge door*
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  18. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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     February 29, 2016 4:06am UTC
    Wanna hear a joke?
    What do you call Spider-Man if he works in a tech office?
    A Web Designer!
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  19. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
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     February 19, 2016 1:26am UTC
    Q: WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY WHEN IT FELL OFF THE BED? A: "oh sheet!"
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  20. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
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     February 15, 2016 8:27am UTC
    Everyone talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. Personally, I'm not looking to develop a heart problem.
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