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Best Johngreen Quotes This Month

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Google: Why does my cat lick me?
    John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
    John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
    John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
    John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
    John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
    John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
    John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
    John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
    John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

  3. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present. -John Green.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. it's gonna hurt. it's gonna hurt because it matter.
    - john green

  5. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    What is the point of being alive if you dont atleast try to do something remarkable? -John Green.

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 3:02am UTC
    My dad when he sees I'm reading Looking for Alaska
    Dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of Canada

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 5:08am UTC
    It hurt because it m a t t e r e d .
    ~John Green

  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    “Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.”
    -John Green

  9. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    Nerds like us are allowed to be
    unironically enthusiastic
    about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like,
    j u m p - u p - a n d - d o w n - i n - y o u r - c h a i r - c a n ' t - c o n t r o l - y o u r s e l f
    LOVE it. When people call people Nerds,
    mostly what they're saying is "You like stuff."
    Which is not a good insult at all. Like,
    "You are too enthusiastic
    about the miracle of human consciousness."
    ~John Green

  10. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    The marks
    h u m a n s l e a v e a r e t o o o f t e n s car s .

  11. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    “Being in a relationship, that’s something you choose. Being in a friendship, that’s something you are.”
    -John Green

  12. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    "THE WORLD WASN'T
    BUILT FOR HUMANS,
    WE WERE BUILT FOR
    THE WORLD."
    -JOHN GREEN

  13. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    the marks
    humans leave
    are too often scars
    -The Fault In Our Stars, John Green

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 4:59pm UTC
    What is the point of being
    alive
    IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST TRY
    to do something remarkable?
    ~John Green
    Please don't remove this!

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 4:08am UTC
    Does anybody else ever think about the beauty of last lines in books? I mean, after hundreds of pages, that single one line is basically, a sum up, and the clearest thing in your mind after finishing. For me, its the most important line, the part that must be hardest because it seals the end of a book that could be so important to a person. 'I do, August, I do,' or 'I am haunted by humans,' or something about starting to live instead of just participating or feeling infinite or finally having to let go of someone's hand and pose for the cameras. Finishing a book without a spectacular last line would be like sitting alone at a cafe with a cold coffee in front of you. It could all just come down to being so pointless, like loving someone who would never love you back.

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 2:10am UTC
    So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk,
    thinking that
    if people were rain,
    I was drizzle and
    she was a hurricane.

  17. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:31am UTC
    Saying, "I notice you're a nerd,"
    is like saying, "I notice that you'd rather be
    intelligent than be stupid,
    that you'd rather be thoughtful
    than be vapid, that you believe that there
    are things that matter more
    than the arrest record of
    Lindsay Lohan."
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  18. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    "I don't know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving." -John Green

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Augustus half smiled. “Because you're beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simple pleasures of existence.” -The Fault in Our Stars

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    “You never get me. That’s the whole point.”
    -John Green

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