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Best Jeffthekiller Quotes This Year

  1. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Fangirl: OMG!!! I LOOOVE JEFF THE KILLER LIKE SOOOOOO MUCH!
    Me: Really?
    Me: Do you want to meet him?
    Fangirl: YES!
    Me: Well alrighty then...
    Me: *magically makes Jeff appear*
    Fangirl: O-M-G! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!!!!!
    Me: Jeff,
    Jeff: Yeah?
    Me: Do your stuff.
    Fangirl: Wait, whaddya mean do your stu-
    Jeff: GO TO SLEEP! *brutally murders*

  2. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    What's wrong mommy? Aren't I beautiful?

  3. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:32am UTC
    I wish everyone I hate would just
    go to sleep.

  4. rosesummerfun9 rosesummerfun9
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    when somebody insulted jeff the killer before:
    Me:whos that?
    Me now:OMG HOW DARE YOU F U

  5. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2014 9:53am UTC
    Smiley faces using the keyboard are so strange. People originally began using :) but let's face it, that looks like Jeff The Killer. So then, of course, we tried to fix that predicament. So we used c: but that just looks like eyes and a big-àss nose. There is no inbetween, people. Its either Jeff the Killer or a bull. And that is why we use emoji!

  6. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Go to sleep.

  7. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    WHat if it was different? Jeff the killer
    story part 3
    "This is an insane verison of you, the one that killed me..." Lui glanced at me angrily stepping above me, "I hate it..."
    The sane me stepped backwards, obviously not knowing of himself losing his sanity... "Lui, that-that-thats me!"
    Lui nodded sadly, I heard a angry shriek..
    "Lui, my brother please!" I cringled away in fear I had hadn't felt this kind of fear since the insedent where I was set a light, "Lui, no please!" The two of them stood together, Lui's arms folded at his chest, he hissed at me angrily, grabbing my ear and dragging me about... "Jeff kill him!" The sane me shook his head ...
    "I want to talk to him..." both me and Lui both looked at sane me, "I want to know my furture maybe I can save myself!"
    "Ok but first!" Lui smirked, "Go to sleep 'JEFF THE KILLER'"
    I shook my head... "Lui?"
    "GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE B/ST/RD!" he shoved me to the floor, I shut my eyes and fell to sleep... I felt myself been dragged away, all i heard were murmmers and sounds that went from a blinking noise to a binging noise..
    I awoke to a women, man, Sane me and Lui... I leaped up into a sitting persion... I felt pain in my stomach. I looked down, I kept my eyes on the bed covers, not thinking the people would want to see me, my knife was gone! There was nothing else I could use... "Back in Time Jeffy- boy, maybe you can explain your discible ways to your nice self."
    "The bottle....The bottle the fire!" I cried, I just kept looking down but Lui grabbed my hair pulling my head up, the man and women were my mom and dad!
    "You killed yourself Killer, you Killed your own flesh and blood aswell... You killed the goodness, so how dare you try and say it was the bottle and the fire?"
    Mom glanced at me, "Your uglier then I remember!"
    "Yes well I earned prizes for my work, they're called scars... funny thing is I love them... Mom, you lied to me, that probably-" I tried to finish but Lui grabbed my hair and pulled me harder, "DO NOT SPEAK TO MOTHER LIKE THAT!"
    I nodded and he let me go, afterwards tying my arms up behind me me tightly so my wrists bled, I wanted to taste the delightful taste of my own blood but my I was a little tied back! My gruff voice mumbled "Lui, Randy your both a-like, both physcotic!" I mumbled so quitely hopefullly no one heard me, but Lui did he grabbed my neck tightly thus choking me, he hurt slapped me in the face multiply times and began to strip me off, "What did you just say?" He smirked at me curelly getting his heavy body on top of me, intermadating me to my core. He spit at me, I saw the worried look on the sane me's face, almost crying. "I know why!" He whispered.
    "WHAT?" Lui exclaimed
    "Its that feeling the feeling of pain and physcopathitism and the bottle smashed...I'm vesions, stop!" The sane me began to rock.
    I glared, "yes, Yes, I forgot that...I turned physco after we moved, I got a weird vibe!"
    Lui smacked me hard so my check bled where my cheeks were cut and bruised! "ugly b/st/rd!"
    "Stop it isn't his fault!" The sane me screamed, "its Randy, he did this... Poison... SOmeone poisoned him!"

  8. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    go to sleep for now, kid.
    when you see a bit more of the world,
    i'll be back to save you from it.

  9. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 10:26am UTC
    MOMMY, YOU LIED

  10. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    What if he lived? part 1 - Creepypasta
    (Jeff The Killler) story...
    I have to hide away from life, Ha, do I really? Jane's dead, she thought I'd die but I am stronger then she ever will be! As I walked through the dangerous black forest I noticed my heart started to beat slower then usual. The funny thing was, the darkness put me in joy, no more human blood, maybe... ARRGGGHHH that thought filled me with disgrace and anger. My face more disgusting then before... Too be honest when I first saw this place I thought of Slenderman, that old dude was crazier then me! My eyes kept jerking around, feeling like yelping I shrieked out "Mother Mary!"
    Damn, hunger wrept over me, that fourteen year old girl, I remember killing, Victoria, I began hearing her haunting screams as I walked on. My eyes cut and bruised. I began the regret and pain again, I felt my heart speak to me, "Jeff, your a killer but your heart is still just Jeff, you can go back, tell them your insane, get help Jeff the killer, get help!" Ignoring it I moved on, my brain was shattered into piece so it had no words to speak.
    Suddenly flashing lights came my way. Blinking at me, i jumped out the way, at first thought it could be the police but then I heard a familiar voice, "Lui, where are you?"
    "JEFF, BRO OVER HERE!" I heard an another familiar voice...It was Lui, but he was dead, Jane pretended to be him, he wanted to kill me.. But the other voice, who was it? Mom, Dad? No..It was my old voice, my sane voice. "Lui, Lui is that you?" I whisper, "Jeff?"
    I was hiden in bushes, they rustled about alot. "My Jeff, My sane brother," I saw something I had missed, Lui hugging me, but not me, the other me, the sane me! I felt my eyes water... wanted to leap out and yell but I couldn't I would be killed...By Lui.... "Lui what do you mean by sane?" Said the sane me, His eyes a deep gorgeours blue. Unlike mine a pale white colour... I finally jumped out and granted my hearts wishes... "Lui.." I smiled almsot crying... Lui gave me the death glare, "Jeff..." He hissed
    "Yeah," WHispered the sane me,
    "Do you have a knife on you?" Lui Asked
    "Yes, why?"

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