Jeff Quotes

Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 2:02pm UTC

If you know who Jeff the rabbit is then we can be friends

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PrimarilyParamore*
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February 28, 2014 7:55pm UTC

CHALLENGE!
go on this website:
http://podbay.fm/show/659314776
Try and find a Full Frontal episode without the following:
-Jack saying he's gonna throw up
-Jeff dieing in the background
-Alex messing up someone's name
-Weird sound effects
-Alex saying, " Goddammit, Jack!"
-Someone burps
-Alex and Jack doing some kind of accent
-Jack saying "Respect"
-Jalex
- All the intended fans called actually pick up the phone
-Jack mumbling
-
GOOD LUCK ;D

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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 1:08am UTC

When he begins to feel like he's not good enough for himself.
I begin to die inside.
Because he has become a part of me.
And if he can't see the beauty in himself
I have to wonder how can he see the beauty in me

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 7:49am UTC

How to survive Jeff the killer:
1. When you see him jump out of a window
2. die!
Thats how you survive Jeff the killer, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! XD

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Slendy, Jeff the Killer and Ben Drowned (Plus me) I found this on youtube, And there was one character I did not know the name of, so I decided that the character looked like me, so...I will just say its me! I made a few difference aswell, too names and stuff:
Slendy: -Walks over to the fridge- Hey Ben got anything to drink?
Ben: -Sitting on table playing video game on laptop, Jeffery across from him- Yeah! In the fridge
Jeff: Hey, Can you pass me some Malk?
Slendy: -raises none exsitant eyebrow- I dont think we have any malk but i can get you some milk!
Ben: Thats...what he just said!
Jeff: yeah, give me the malk!
Slendy: No your saying MALK like its a diese!
Ben: -Laughs softly- How do you say it?
Slendy: I say It the way everyone ortta say it "Milk" M.I.L.K
Ben: Yeah, Like to 2 percent!
Jeff: yeah like whole Malk!
Slendy: No say Milkshake!
Jeff: Milkshake!
Slendy: Now say milk!
Jeff: Malk!
Slendy: -slaps black arm over his face twice- Are-Are you hearing this? -Turns to Ben-
Ben: Yeah the guy wants a glass of molk!
Slendy: MOLK?!?
Ben: GIVE HIM THE MOLK SLENDY!
Me: Ben! Inside voices please!
Ben:Sorry dad! -Whispers- my white friends!
Jeff: SLENDY POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
Slendy: Why are you yelling at me?
Ben: Just give him the frickin' molk!
Slendy: you guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Jeff: we're all saying MALK SLENDY!
Slendy: No your saying malk, you saying-
Ben& Jeff: BLUHAHAHAHHAHAHA, Blahhhhhhaaahahah, muuuuuuuuuuuuahahhahahah,errrrrrr!
Original video is so funny, Andress of youtube video: http://youtu.be/zsy8NEfX4V0

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LizziebeeMcrmy
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Jeff the killer.
Go to Sleep.
o

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Jeff: Hey, just what the hell are we supposed to do in the meantime?
Jeff: Jack each other off? Is that what you want me to do?
Jeff: Do you want me to jack Masky off?
Jeff: That's gross. You're gross, Korbyn.
Jeff: I'm not gonna jack Masky off!
Jeff: I'd let him jack me off...
Jeff: But I'd close my eyes and pretend he was some chick!
Jeff: Yeah, yeah, Masky c'mere...
Jeff: Slendy don't watch!
Jeff: I can't tell if you are because you don't have any eyes...
Jeff: Turn around!

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kayybeee18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Never Forget 6/3/12
One year ago today, four teens from around me were killed in an awful car accident.
One being a girl I knew.
They were being teenagers and thinking they were invincible, participated in something known as "boone-ing" around here.
They jumped railroad tracks, overcorrected, hit a ditch, flipped, then finally stopped when they hit a tree.
One survived.
They were young and had their whole lives ahead of them.
If you're reading this today, say a quick prayer for the friends and family of these four teens.
Rest in paradise Lexi Poerner, Kevin Fox, Jeff Chaya, and Blake Bartchak
We all miss you guys.

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randompanda
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 8:50pm UTC

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer
I
Love
So
Much

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corey_taylor*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 7:31pm UTC

A relationship is an institution
Me: so is Alcatraz.

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MyNameIsJeffAndThisIsMyStory
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 4:09pm UTC

hey. I'm Jeff.
Dad: finish your homework, and then write up a list of people you
wanna invite to your birthday party
Me: okay
Dad: cuz we wanna know if it will be like 5, 10, or 20 people
Me: or 30 or 40
Dad: lol you don't have friends though
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ):
true story

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MyNameIsJeffAndThisIsMyStory
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Hey.
I'm Jeff.
I'm not the best at sports.
I'm pretty good at art,
I keep all my friends
close to my heart.
I like to sing
and I do all the time.
I like writing poems
and I always make the them rhyme.
Marina and the Diamonds
is my favorite band.
I like long walks
along the sand.
Almost all
my friends are girls.
I work on my hair,
I hate my curls.
Does all this info
Make me gay?
Did you assume that's
what I was going to say?
Well I've had two girlfriends,
and I snowboard in the winter.
I can run fast.
Some would call me a sprinter.
I play tennis
six times a week.
Maybe next time
you should think before you speak.
Sorry It's not the best, I whipped It up real fast. It doesn't have consistant sylable amounts and although I run fast I doubt anyone would call me a sprinter. Nothing else rhymed with winter except printer and splinter, I didn't know how to fit those in.

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MyNameIsJeffAndThisIsMyStory
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Hey.
I'm Jeff.
About 90% of my friends are girls.
People call me gay because of that.
But isn't it more gay
to hang out with only guys?
Think before you speak.
Because words can hurt.

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MyNameIsJeffAndThisIsMyStory
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Hey.
I'm Jeff.
Often, my family will make me feel bad.
They will make me feel like a want to cry
in someone else's arms.
Yet there's no one there to embrace,
but myself.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters

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