Best Jake Quotes This Month

Jakeisawesome
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:49am UTC

Hi I'm Jake. I don't like cheese

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 6:39pm UTC

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Come along with
me and the
butterfiles and
bees. ♥
Format by Breeze

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:59pm UTC

we were just about to make eye contact--
....and then i woke up.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 5:08pm UTC

So I get home from my brother's cross country practice (because I drive him home) and I go into my room for 5 minutes. Then I go knock on the bathroom door and my brother says "Hello?" and I say "Oh sorry I'll go downstairs." So I go downstairs, and then back into my room. Like 15 minutes later I go to grab my hairbrush from the bathroom and I knock on the door and my brother says "Hello?" and I'm like "Are you okay?" and he says "Never better." So I opened the door and found my 14-year-old brother sitting in a bubble bath and he sits up and says "Look I've had a long day."

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:01pm UTC

it's "normal" to have a crush
on 1928786453 people, right?

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 7:06pm UTC

always
have
*HOPE*
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 4:36am UTC

He's offically mine!
2/4/13

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Last comment on my profile from him
Jakeisapenguin1 week ago
BABY :D Get Yahoos Bum bum online ! I miss you :C
Our last convo before he was gone:
We had an i love you more fight.
And then I went off because I was
on a bus on the phone and I
felt really sick.
I didnt know that was the last time we'd ever chat.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 5:21pm UTC

your boyfriend is class president and the quarterback?
well, the guy who i'm mentally married to is number
11 on the ultimate frisbee team. BEAT THAT!

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Sammyishere
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 3:33pm UTC

To those who Knew Jakeisapenguin or not.
I would like to Say
Jake i know you cant read this ,
but i would like you to know.
Even tho your 5 years younger than me,
you was my best friend i ever had
you were more than my best friend
you was my little brother
the Best bro you ever had.
I know you dont, like me sad,
i know your watching over me
but i know you will be with me everywhere i go
even if it was the other way round
i would be doing the same as you are to me
Everyone you knew , Miss you
, love you and very proud
You was a brillant person
and we know you will be a great person even your not with us
Your in our hearts and we all know our soul is always gonna be with us .
I Know i have to get use to this all again
No lil bro to be with me now
i Have to do everything on my own :c
If I Have one wish , Just one wish
it would that you would be alive with me right now
no matter if your alive or dead
I dont care if your a ghost
I dont care if your Spirit is with everyone
I just wanted to say
Thanks for being a amazing lil bro to me and thanks for a awesome friend
we will all miss you like mad , but i get we will have to live with it :c
R.I.P Jakeisapenguin
19th August 1999 ~ 2nd June 2013

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 3:16am UTC

I GOT A DIG BICK.
You that read wrong.
And your read that wrong too.
And you read that twice to make sure that i didn't troll you again.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 6:52pm UTC

& i want a boy like jake jagielski from one tree hill.

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Dear Jake!
I know I told Jojo I thought she was going on your account and pretending to be you,but I guess not.
I know some things got in the way recently but I never stopped loving you.
I don't know how I'm gonna go a day without you.
You didn't deserve this,& I swear If I could I would give my life to you.
You were & are the best thing that ever happened to me.
How I'm going to move on..live my life without you,I don't know.
I don't think I can.
My friends keep comforting me..trying to make me happy.
But I don't think theres anything they can do.
Unless they bring you to life.
I prayed so much for this not to happen.
But I guess God doesn't listen to everyones prayers :C
I wish you could read this fromheaven,maybe you can?
I didnt want my time with you to end so fast.
But It did.
And the time I spent with you was the best time in my life.
I want one more day. One more night. One last time to see you.
To tell you goodbye. To prove how much I love you.
To be in your arms. To feel your kiss.
I always dream of us meeting in real. All the good times we'd have.
Walks on the beach. I promised I'd make them all come true.
But I cant.
I better end this cause Im crying too much..
I love you so so so so so so so much.
I will ALWAYS remember you.
You will stay in my heart forever.
No matter where I am in thisworld.
I know you'll be right beside me.
Looking out for me.
I love you baby<3
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:11pm UTC

i want to be the
one who makes you wonder
what your life was before
i was in it..
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 5:21pm UTC

wanting to be in a relationship so that you
can write "taken" on all of your social media sites

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AmirahMirror*
posted a quote
April 2, 2015 7:30pm UTC

"I've got thoughts more tangled than my headphones"

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perksofhaley
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 1:06am UTC

Hello, My name is:
Jake From State Farm

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 1:09am UTC

|||||||||||||||||
Puberty did Jake T. Austin
well

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Angels Hide Demons
Chapter 2
"Brayden?!?" Scarlett squealed, but Liberty rolled her eyes.
"He's an idiot."
"A cute idiot," I shrugged. "Plus, he's my friend."
"For now! I heard he's trying out for the basketball team next year. Maybe I could get Jake to-"
"Scarlett," we both groaned.
"Jake barely knows you," I finished. "Enough about him." My boy-crazy friend pouted while Liberty steered the conversation back onto the main road. Between the three of us, about half a pack of Oreos was gone.
"When did you start liking Brayden?"
"I don't really know. Couple months ago, maybe."
"Studies show that a traditionally concieved 'crush' can only last three months, tops. Hurry up and snag him before it's over." Of all the random scientific facts that Liberty throws out there, this one was actually kind of useful. Kind of. The more important thing was to "snag" him before Alaia did, or this could be dangerous for him- and possibly me. Of course, my friends didn't need to know that.
"So, I've got a question for you, Ro," Liberty continued. "Whenever I mention Alaia, people always seem to point me back to you. Do you know her?"
"I, uh... we used to hang out. Actually, we were pretty close friends for about 2 years."
"When did that end?" Ugh, not this. Anything but this. I blocked out the flashbacks and gave them my usual made-up schpeel.
"Well, she hacked my Facebook, Twitter, all that. Posted some really embarassing stuff; wrote rude messages to my other friends. I almost lost a few people over it." A few people. Try everyone, myself, my life.
They didn't have much to say after that, thankfully. We played some video games; looked at funny videos online, then went to bed. I wish I had known to prepare myself for Monday.

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 9:31pm UTC

I will lift the fog. I will lift it. I have too. The fog....the dark clouds that just kiss earths surface...the lurk everywhere...and make you'r days worse...but I will lift it. I will lift the fog. For you, I will save you. I will lift the fog and make the rest of your days sunny... I promise. I promise. I will. I will lift the fog.

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