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  1. Envelope24 Envelope24
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    You know it's funny
    When it rains,
    it pours.
    They got money for wars,
    but can't feed the poor?

  2. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    & i want a boy like jake jagielski from one tree hill.

  3. sportynerdfreak sportynerdfreak
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:40am UTC
    I just want to know a guy named Jake.
    but he has to wear khakis or it wouldnt be the same

  4. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    JAKE THE DOG (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
    AND FINN THE HUMAN | (• ◡•) |

  5. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    your boyfriend is class president and the quarterback?
    well, the guy who i'm mentally married to is number
    11 on the ultimate frisbee team. BEAT THAT!

  6. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 11:49am UTC
    When he came along.. my life got a whole lot better<3
    I love you Jake bby!!<33 xxxx

  7. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:36am UTC
    He's offically mine!
    2/4/13

  8. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Jake!
    On iPad so this is hard.
    I love u to the moon and back ID sail seas for you
    ( and imma afraid of water)
    I'd do anything just to have u here.
    I wanna be in your arms.
    You+ me= forever.
    Ugh I'll make better quote later this is all bleugh
    I love u MRE then possible.

  9. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    i want to be the
    one who makes you wonder
    what your life was before
    i was in it..
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    it's "normal" to have a crush
    on 1928786453 people, right?

  11. dancegurliee dancegurliee
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    Don't put your lip's up to my mouth & tell me you can't stay
    Don't slip your hand under my shirt & tell me it's okay
    Don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me

  12. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    Plot twist: Flo from Progressive is dating Jake from State Farm.

  13. Ashley13 Ashley13
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 4:17am UTC
    You should’ve been there…
    Should’ve burst through the door with that
    ‘Baby, I’m right here’ smile
    And it would’ve felt like a million shining stars had just aligned.
    And I would’ve been so happy
    _Taylor Swift ( The Moment I Knew)

  14. Rue21Glam Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    This just happen:
    Mom: Wjo are you texting? Is it Emily?
    Me: No,it's Jake.
    Mom: Jake who?
    Me: Jake from State Farm.Did you know he's wearing khakis?

  15. LeeMitchMary LeeMitchMary
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    WHAT
    THE
    CABBAGE?

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    always
    have
    *HOPE*
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    we were just about to make eye contact--
    ....and then i woke up.

  18. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    I can't do this anymore.
    I'm leaving witty.
    I just can't do this life anymore.
    Peace out cub scout.
    -Heathaaa.
    (Jersey_Girl)

  19. Imdrunkonyou Imdrunkonyou
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I could never forget that kiss, when a country boy got to hold a real Princess

:)

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