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GhostTown
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October 13, 2014 7:23pm UTC

There should be a law that mothers that have babies over the age of one cannot say things like, "My baby is 26 months old."
"My baby is 69 months old."
"My baby is 90 months old."
"My baby is 48438383838 months old."
THAT IS TOO MUCH MATH OKAY.
I'M TOO LAZY TO CONVERT ALL OF THOSE MONTHS TO YEARS OKAY.
JUST STOP.
PLEASE.
IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY, "MY BABY IS ONE YEAR AND THREE MONTHS OLD."
OR "MY BABY IS TWO AND SIX MONTHS OLD."
If I keep hearing mothers say that then when I'm asked how old I am I'm gonna say, "I am exactly 7.36328e6 minutes and 30 seconds old as of now."

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 1:09am UTC

is it bad that the only way I know how to start a conversation is "Hi, you're cute."

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enginesGoBOOM*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 12:42pm UTC

So in simple words:
I don't hate you, but I don't really like you.

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Losing It *
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September 21, 2013 4:50pm UTC

When in doubt, sit and pout.
Words to live by.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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September 16, 2013 9:29pm UTC

there isn't one thing in this world that i want more than to kiss you, let you hold me, and sleep for hours under warm blankets on a rainy sunday afternoon

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Eli22b
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August 27, 2013 8:39am UTC

Too glam to give a damn.

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brillt27
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August 1, 2013 1:54pm UTC

if a kid on the first day of school says 'present' instead of 'here',
you just know they're gonna be an annoying little shít bag.

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Amenah
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July 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I would hate to be witty famous.

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 11:47am UTC

i know that I'm not perfect But,
I deserve to be happy.
I may not be beautiful
But,
I deserve love and kindness
For I have feelings
And I can get hurt, just like everybody else

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RejectedGamer
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April 22, 2013 3:29am UTC

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:21pm UTC

I'm happy being alone.
No one will ever truly care about me.
And no one will ever love me. And I've accepted that.

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babe_xo
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February 11, 2013 7:28pm UTC

guy: you're beautiful.
me: is this a joke? because it's pretty rude to say things like that just as a dare or for some laughs. I already know im not beautiful, you dont gotta lie to me.

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