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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2015 2:20am UTC
    After his first project turned out not so well,a bit of a disaster really, Dr. Frakenstein haddecided to move on from the.. strange hobbyof finding the best combination of body
    partsthat make a perfect match, to the totally safehobby of finding the best cheese combination. The kind of cheese blend that upgrades a pizzafrom "pizza? yea, k" to "pizza?! HOLLAAAAA!!"What is this piece of heaven you ask? Well,it's called Frankenstein's Muenster, of course.Unfortunately, most people just recognize Frankenstein's Muenster as Frankenstein.We don't really know what went wrong there.

  2. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    what is this feeling?
    is it love?
    if so,
    why does it hurt?

  3. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 7:37pm UTC
    big girls cry
    when their hearts are breaking

  4. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 12:07pm UTC
    When he sings, he makes me melt
    like a popsicle on the Fourth of July

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    That moment
    When you see a guy
    That looks like a combination of two of your exes
    And you're just standing there like
    'Woah man.'

  6. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    And although I laughed at their insults that day it doesn't mean that I didn't carve them into my skin the next.

  7. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:47pm UTC
    Get up, get out, get away from these liars
    'Cause they don't get your soul, or your fire

  8. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 4:21pm UTC
    I remember the sky.
    I remember it had no stars, and I found that sad. Without stars, the sky was lonely - like me. So I joined the sky that night, and together we live, lonely and dark.

  9. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    This is fact not fiction,
    for the first time in years~

  10. Cianni:3* Cianni:3*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 10:33am UTC
    I Think The Only Reason Why People Hold Onto Memories So Tight, For So Long Is Because Memories Are The Only Things That Dont Change Even When People Do!

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    I'm done
    Letting others
    control my happiness

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 1:16am UTC
    i refuse to answer that on the grounds
    that i don't want to.

  13. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:27am UTC
    If your girlfriend's not a psycho,
    then she's not in love.

  14. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    one day you're here. one day you're there.
    one day you care. you're so unfair.

  15. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    I dont under stand the boys at my school.
    Today during english class they kept stealing my pencil bag and putting it places where I cant reach, then laughing at me because I'm short. And they kept picking on me. Then I was standing outside of the math room with one of the boys that were jusat taking my things and he asked if the binder I always carried around over my shoulder was heavy.
    I said it kind of was, but it wasn't a big deal.
    He grabbed the little handle on top of my binder and lifted it up a little bit and said "It is pretty heavy. And dont you have a back problem and arent suppose to be putting any extra weight on your back?" I said "Yeah but its not really a big deal, this more impacts my shoulder than it does my back." and he looked up at me and said "Doesnt matter, you shouldnt be carrying it around everywhere." He then lifted the strapp off of my shoulder and completely took my binder from me and walked into the room and put it on my desk. And it confused the hell out of me. Since when was he a gentleman of any sort? then we were sitting down and he handed me his note book and was like "here are the notes you missed yesterday." and I said I could get them from someone else later since we had more notes to take and he told me thaty it was fine because he had another notebook he could take his notes in. TOTALLY OUT OF HS CHARACTER! Yep. Im officially confused.

  16. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    It was like a nightmare,
    And it was painful for me
    'Cause nobody wants to
    Die too fast.

  17. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    "remember that time
    in the summer of 2011
    when every other quote
    WAS ATTRIBUTED TO ME"
    -WIZ KHALIFA

  18. mattnunz mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Me: *hears birds chirping*
    Me: I bet they're talking about me

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    I think I missed that part
    in my childhood where I was supposed to
    have a cute boy as my best friend growing
    up and then we would end up falling in love, I want a do over.

  20. WickedLittleLiar24 WickedLittleLiar24
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    For when we do believe anything is possible

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