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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2015 5:18pm UTC
    I'm Just
    a Painter
    and I'm
    Drawing a
    Blank...

  2. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    ||||||||||I'LL STOP WEARING BLACK WHEN THEY INVENT A DARKER COLOR||||||||||

  3. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 7:30am UTC
    does anyone else think that
    the Witty logo in the tab/link thingy
    looks like Harry Potter or-?

  4. Rico* Rico*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Once upon a time, there was this foolish traveller, who’d gone on a journey, why was he foolish, well because he was fooled by everyone he met. “Please some money for medicine” said an old lady, and he gave money to her. Everywhere he went people made up all kinds of sad stories to tell him, and the traveller fell for every one of them, “I have a sick younger sister” a little girl said to him, “I don’t have money to buy seeds to plant in my fields” a man said to him, and he gave to them each something of his. Pretty soon his money, his clothes, even his shoes had been cheated away from him, but the foolish traveller was always glad to help, and he always told people the same thing, he said, “I wish you happiness”. But by this point though, the traveller was completely naked, and with nothing left to cover himself, he decided to leave the main road and travel through the dense forest, where no one could see him. But soon he was discovered by the goblins that lived in the woods. The goblins wanted to eat the traveller’s body, so they begged, and they pleaded, and they used kind words to try and trick him, of course, the traveller was fooled, first he let the goblins eat one of his legs, then an arm, then more and more, before it was over, all the traveller had left was his head. He’d even given his eyes away to the last of the goblins, and as that last goblin was eating the traveller’s eyes, he turned and said “Thank you traveller, in return I leave you this present”, what the goblin left was a slip of paper with the word “fool” written on it. The traveller couldn’t see it, he didn’t know what it was, even so, tears began to float of his face. “Thank you” he said, “This is the first present anyone’s ever given me, I’m so happy, I’m so happy thank you”. Even without his eyes, he cried and he cried great tears of joy. Then the traveller died… the smile is still on his face. …I feel so sorry for him, see… lost, hardship, things like that, you can’t really focus on them. The traveller didn’t, he never thought about his own troubles at all, I imagine that it probably does sound foolish to some people, but not to me. I don’t think he’s foolish at all, even though other people would probably think he was being tricked, I don’t think he was, I think he did exactly what he wanted to do… I think more than anything he just wanted to make other people happy.
    ~ Fruits Basket

  5. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    PUBERTY: YOU DID IT RIGHT.
    ~…me to basically every character from the Harry Potter movies ever

  6. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    I just finished Peter Pan, and I'm crying now.
    I swear, the ending!

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 1:17am UTC
    In Class
    Boy: Paramore is a terrible band.
    Me: *twitches*
    Boy: Ew, Fall Out Boy?
    Me: *clenches pencil tighter*
    Boy: Green Day is the worst band ever.
    Me: *snaps*
    2 HOURS LATER
    Officer: So... he voluntarily climbed out of the window?
    Me: That seems to be the situation, Officer.

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    I'm sorry, I really need someone to rant to.
    So there's this guy, Whitey Bulger
    And he's sentenced to life in prison with no chance out
    He killed 11 adults.
    There's another guy, Luis Garavito
    He's sentenced to 22 years in prison
    He ráped and killed 140+ children between the ages of 6 and 16
    He's expected to be out by 2021, but could get out earlier for good behaviour.
    Okay, I'm not saying what Whitey did was right, by all means
    But really.
    If any one should get the life in prison, it's Luis.
    But no, he gets 22 years because he told them where the bodies are.
    This is why I hate America.
    If I were one of those kids parents
    I'd feel better knowing that dude was locked up forever, even if it meant not getting a funeral for my kid.
    2021 is 8, almost 7 years away
    And just. All of my friends will either have small children when he gets out or will have children in the years following
    It's just not right, okay?
    Like I hate children and all but no child should ever be murdered.
    The part that bothers me the most
    Is that when this monster gets out of prison
    The kids I babysit will be between 6 and 16
    What if he didn't learn his lesson, y'know.
    Just what if
    What if he kills another 140+ kids
    It's just all so.
    Ugh.
    I'm sorry.
    I'm just super upset about this.

  9. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Me: -Eats one chip-
    Me: -Gains 123049
    pounds-

  10. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    exit the womb they said
    life will be great they said

  11. bone bone
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    I will not be a good
    driver. I swear I'm going
    to see a cute guy and like
    flip the car.

  12. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    You put the beauti in beautiful.

  13. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    TYPE RE< Read more: http://xrawrxitsxjessxx-layouts.
    Am I the only white girl
    who has
    those spurs of time
    when they think
    they can be ghetto?

  14. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    I can't promise you that things are gonna be perfect, but I can swear to you that I'll never leave ♥

  15. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Boy: You sound like a guy.
    Me: Are you hanging around guys who have girl voices then?

  16. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    this had better be the summer
    where i suddenly get hot or else i give up

  17. GigglesWuffsChew GigglesWuffsChew
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    I'll love you with every beat of my heart,
    I swear.

  18. GigglesWuffsChew GigglesWuffsChew
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    I swear,
    By the moon and the stars in the sky,
    I'll be there.
    I swear,
    by the shadow thats by your side
    I'll be there.

  19. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    You wanna know what we should do about the problems on Witty?
    DEAL WITH IT.
    I mean f.uck.

  20. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Me everyday of my life: I'm bored and hungry and tired help

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