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  1. Gi1433 Gi1433
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2016 12:23am UTC
    That moment #12
    When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

  2. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2016 10:43pm UTC
    Strict parents breed great liars

  3. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2016 3:27am UTC
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  4. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2016 3:22am UTC
    "If you win say nothing, if you lose say less"
    Paul Brown

  5. NicoleπŸ™Š* NicoleπŸ™Š* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2016 9:58pm UTC
    A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun, fires, and nearly misses the man. The man thanked the bartender, leaves him a tip, then left. Why?

  6. Alexandra❀️* Alexandra❀️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:22am UTC
    #coolfactsDid you know that there's a rare disease that when put under HIGH levels of anxiety it causes a chemical to dissolve into your capillaries and cause you to sweat blood. #themoreyouknow

  7. Nicklebee Nicklebee
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2015 11:44pm UTC
    What if the devil doesn't know he's the devil?

  8. Stand_My_Ground* Stand_My_Ground*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2014 10:48am UTC
    I found a shilling. It looks like a quarter, but its from the UK.
    I just checked the currency exchange,
    I have a quarter-sized penny.

  9. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    Lately, I feel like
    my*life*is*a*book
    written in a language
    Idon't*know
    how*to*read.
    - Brandon Sanderson-

  10. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    it all comes down to the person you think of at night.
    they have your heart.

  11. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 4:21pm UTC
    "I love books. I love that moment when you open one up and sink into it, you can escape from a world, into a story that's way more interesting than yours will ever be."- Elizabeth Scott

  12. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    β”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ•ͺβ”€β”€β”Όβ–‘β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–’β–“β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ•ͺ──β•ͺβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Ό
    β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”€β”€β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β”€β”€β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺ
    β”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ•ͺβ•ͺβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β•ͺ─┼β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”Ό
    β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺ─β•ͺβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β”€β”€β•ͺβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺ
    β”Όβ•ͺβ•ͺβ”€β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–’β•ͺβ•ͺβ•ͺβ”Ό
    β•ͺβ”Όβ”€β–‘β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β”€β•ͺβ•ͺ
    ┼─┼▓β•ͺβ–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ•ͺ─┼
    ┼─░▒β•ͺβ–“β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β•ͺ
    ┼─▒░▒▒░β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ•ͺβ•ͺ
    ─┼▒▒░░░░β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β•ͺ
    β•ͺβ”Όβ–“β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β”€
    β•ͺβ•ͺβ–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–‘β–“
    ┼─▒▒░β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β”Όβ•ͺβ•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–‘β–’
    ─β•ͺβ–’β–‘β”Όβ–‘β•ͺβ”Όβ”Όβ–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ”Όβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β•ͺβ–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ•ͺβ–’
    β•ͺβ•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β”Όβ•ͺβ–‘β–’β–“β–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–’β–“β–’β–’β–“β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–’β–‘β–’
    β•ͺβ–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β”€β–‘β–‘β–‘β”Όβ–‘β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β”Όβ–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘β–’β–’
    β•ͺβ–ˆβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β”Όβ–‘β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–“β–“β–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β”€β”€
    ─▓░░░░β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–’β–’β•ͺβ–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β•ͺ
    ─β•ͺ▒▒▓─┼░░░░β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–’β”Όβ–‘
    β•ͺβ”€β–’β–’β–ˆβ”€β”€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–‘β•ͺβ”Όβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ”Όβ”Όβ–‘
    ┼─β•ͺβ–’β–‘β•ͺβ•ͺβ•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–’β”€β–‘β•ͺ
    β•ͺ┼─░░┼β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–“β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–“β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–‘β•ͺβ–‘
    β”Όβ•ͺβ•ͺβ”Όβ–’β”Όβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–’β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–’β–’β–‘β–’β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ”€β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β•ͺ
    β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺ─┼░┼┼β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–“β–“β•ͺβ–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β”€β–‘β–‘β•ͺβ–‘
    β”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺ─β•ͺβ–‘β”Όβ•ͺβ•ͺβ•ͺβ•ͺβ–‘β–“β–’β”Όβ–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–’β”Όβ•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β•ͺ
    β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ•ͺ─▓░░┼░β•ͺβ–‘β–’β–‘β•ͺβ•ͺβ•ͺβ•ͺβ”Όβ–’β–’β”Όβ–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–’β”€β”€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
    β”Όβ•ͺ┼──▒░β•ͺβ–‘β”Όβ–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β”€β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘
    β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺ┼─░░β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β”Όβ–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–‘β–’β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β”€β–‘β–‘β–‘
    β”Όβ•ͺβ”Όβ”Όβ”€β”€β–ˆβ–’β”Όβ•ͺβ–‘β–’β–‘β•ͺβ–‘β•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β•ͺβ–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β•ͺβ–‘β–‘
    β•ͺβ”Όβ•ͺβ”€β”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•ͺβ–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β•ͺβ–‘β–‘
    ──β•ͺβ”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β•ͺβ”Ό
    β”€β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–“
    β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
    β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
    β–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
    β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β•ͺβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
    β–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
    β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–“β–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–‘β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
    β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–“β–“β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
    β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

  13. allisonreynolds allisonreynolds
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2014 10:45am UTC
    Have you just wished you were more interesting?
    Wished the things that happened in your life wern't as sad as they are,
    instead if only they could be a better story you could tell your friends.
    But not the friends you have right now, but the hundreds of people
    that would love you once your life was more interesting.
    I think money does that to people. Money let's them buy these cool things to drape their boring lives in.
    I mean, who wouldn't want to be friends with the girl with hundreds of dollars worth of cometics to make her pretty, thousands of dollars worth of clothes and shoes to make her body look spectacular
    Money, it makes every life look more glamorous-
    and every boring life alittle more interesting.

  14. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 1:56am UTC
    So what if I'm slightly (okay maybe a little more) neurotic?
    Somebody's got to keep things interesting.

  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    If you had a friend who treated to you in the same way you treat to yourself, how long
    would you allow that person to be your friend?

  16. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 1:46am UTC
    1. blue green red or yellow - Blue
    2. Your first initial? - K
    3. Your month of birth? - Oct
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white? -- black
    5. Your favorite number? -- 5
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more? -- like in a plane?
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? -- Ocean
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

  17. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 4:09am UTC
    Fact about me #3:
    I love to go mudding, to the piont where you can't see my face no more.

  18. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 4:08am UTC
    Fact about me #2:I have suffered from severe depression and anxiety since i was about 10 years old.

  19. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:39pm UTC
    "It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.
    The only variable is about what."
    -Dr. House

  20. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:27am UTC
    "Wanting to believe the best about
    people doesn't make it true"

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