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Best Inspiration Quotes This Year

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    A moment of silence for all the teenagers
    whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

  4. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    - Are you an angel?
    - No, why?
    - Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
    - I'm not an angel though.
    - Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
    because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
    them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
    sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
    - You know, your mum is very wise.
    - Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 10:06am UTC
    what i mean
    when i call a girl perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well lived. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are” so basically when i say she is perfect what i mean is thank god she isn't
    - my guy friend
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
    Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    when people
    ask me what my "type" is, i really don't know what to say. i'm like, "it's person to person" and they're like, "yeah, yeah whatever what type do you like?" so i thought about it and there is one thing: i want to be with someone who laughs at the same things I do.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Today, I received my first detention.
    A guy had the nerve to "compliment" me,
    on my chest.
    And well, I may or may not have hit him,
    while yelling some very colorful words.
    Waddup detention. Waddup.

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    i want to
    inspire people. i want people to look at me and say, "because of you, i didn't give up."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
    *Table breaks*

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    I’m getting a fu.cking divorce.
    - my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno

  15. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    I’m using Internet Explorer,
    I hope this posts quickly.
    happy new year 2011

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    YOU'RE GOING TO
    BE IN YOUR OWN
    SKIN UNTIL YOU DIE.
    THAT'S A WHILE.
    YOU MIGHT AS
    WELLGET
    COMFORTABLE
    IN IT.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
    because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:30pm UTC


    paint
    the sky.
    make it yours.

    format jimmy365

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Birds are lucky
    because they get to attend concerts for free

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