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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    so there's "hey you're cute, i'd make out with you" crushes
    but then there's "my god you're so cute i'd make out with you and hold your hand and buy you stupid presents and meet your family and watch movies with you and please text me first i just want to hug you forever you smell really good" crushes

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:30am UTC
    I'm sorry, I didn't think the way I dressed defined me as a person.
    I'm sorry, I didn't think the amount of makeup I wear defined my personality.
    I'm sorry, I didn't think the fact I dye my hair assured that I wouldn't go far in life.
    I'm sorry, I didn't know that all of this made me a bad person.
    I'm sorry, I didn't know that any of this defined my intellegence.
    My bad. I'm sorry. I had no clue that people were so ignorant.

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    You think long distance
    relationships are stupid?
    well, I'm sorry I'd rather date somebody who's
    perfect for me and put up with the distance than
    put up with being treated like sh.t by some jerk who lives closer

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    the "newest members" section kinda freaks me out because sometimes i glance over at it and see a person who looks like someone i know and then i start hyperventilating and sweating nervously but then i click their profile and find out it isn't them with a sense of relief.

  5. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    I'm sorry.
    Dear parents, I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. I'm sorry I can't make good enough grades. I'm sorry I can't live up to your expectations.
    Dear friends, I'm sorry I can't keep a long term relationship with any of you. I'm sorry we lose conncetion after a while. I'm sorry I never stayed.
    Dear people at my school, I'm sorry I'm weird. I'm sorry I don't fit in. I'm sorry I don't look pretty like all you.
    Dear myself, I'm sorry I was ever born, I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry if I put you down. I'm sorry I made you miserable.

  6. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    I'm sorry.
    I'm sorry I'm lame.
    I'm sorry I'm different.
    I'm sorry I'm loud.
    I'm sorry I'm changing.
    I'm sorry I'm scarred.
    I'm sorry I'm experienced.
    I'm sorry I'm late.
    I'm sorry I'm passionate.
    I'm sorry I'm worthless.
    I'm sorry I'm who I am.
    I'm sorry I'm not like you.
    I'm sorry I'm not liked.
    I'm sorry I'm weird.
    I'm sorry I'm me.
    I'm sorry.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO KIss you on the cheek and maybe even on the mouth because you're really cute would you like to go on a date with me?

  8. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    I had a dream
    I was a 30 year old women.
    I was on a train standing next to a young girl in dark clothes looking rather homeless and lost but she had a straight face like she knew what she was doing. She had messy hair that looked like it had been dyed a lot and dark circles around her eyes and she had been crying because around her eyes were red or she didnt get enough sleep.
    I say to this little girl around 10-12 years old, " Are you ok? Is there anything I can do for you?"
    The girl says to me "No, I'm fine. Thank you ma'am."
    I could tell she was lying and I ask, "Where are your parnets and you're friends? Where are the people that love you?"
    The girl says "I don't have any..."
    And I say "What do you mean?" Why?"
    The girl says to me
    "Because I don't have anyone that loves me..."
    And my dream ended, and I woke up crying.
    Because that little girl I saw so miserably standing in the dream was me...
    Nmf
    My quote
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  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    i'm trying to make a joke about miley
    but it's not twerking.

  10. NothingButAbby NothingButAbby
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:53am UTC
    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    Because he neverlands.
    ^^ I love this joke because it never grows old.

  11. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    I miss the coldness of the metal
    that I pierced into me
    oh-so sinfully.
    and the warmth
    of the crimson liquid
    that flowed down
    my wrist.
    I miss your soothing words,
    medicine for my aching soul.
    I miss feeling loved,
    and dreaming about our future—
    together.
    I miss many things.
    But, most of all,
    I miss who I used to be.
    (DS)

  12. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Me: I'm feeling quite good today
    Body: How? you're fat
    Self Harm: How? I'm on your arm as proof you are not
    Mirror: How? Look at yourself
    Paranoia: How? Your friends hate you
    Mind: How? You're a total failure
    Me: Oh, right, yeah.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:08am UTC
    I witnessed my first r acism the other day.
    Of course I knew it was a real thing.
    Because I know people who mock other races behind their back.
    But I have never in my life seen it right towards their face.
    I was at a restaurant (?) with my best friend, just wanting to eat our dinner.
    A group of white pret-teens walked in minutes after us.
    We ordered our food, and soon they did too.
    Twenty of so minutes in, a group of pre-teen black kids walk in.
    They go about their business, order their food, when all of a sudden, I hear:
    "Hey, ni.ggas! We don't want you hear," and the white boy flipped him off.
    They all continued this throughout the night.
    The black kids, fought back, but we obviously a little hurt, they had done nothing wrong.
    To be honest, in that moment, I swear I have never been so ashamed to be a white American.
    And I am so, so f.cking sorry.

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:37am UTC
    Rest in Paradise my love,
    Rest is paradise Alexander <3
    ...I love you so much...
    Goodnight sweet angel
    </3

  15. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    me: *sees an attractive boy*
    me: *does the breathing in part of radioactive*

  16. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    I cried during the relationship,
    all of the times he said he hated me,
    all of the times he started fights
    over events that didn't even happen,
    all of the times he was done with me.
    He cried after the relationship
    when he realized that he'd gone too far,
    started too many fights with me
    hurt me too many times, and that I really was
    done with him.

  17. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Heey guys, I just wanted to say sorry about my last quote.
    Yeah, I guess it was pretty "selfish" of me and I apologize.
    I was never trying to "provoke" anyone to do something.
    That wasn't the purpose of it at all and I'm really sorry.

  18. wittygirl292 wittygirl292
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    I can’t do this anymore. If it’s not one thing it’s another. Every time I get 2 steps forward in a good direction, somethings happens and i get pushed 5 steps back. When I wake up all I want to do is crawl back under the sheets, curl up into and cry until I’m completely numb. But I can’t I have to get up and plaster on a fake smile, hoping that people don’t ask about the long sleeves, because if they do I think I might just break down and cry. i don’t want to pretend anymore! I’m not okay, I hate my life, my body, my personality, hell I even hate my voice. The urges to cut my skin are sickening. All day everyday I sit in front of my computer and not feel anything because I cried my self to sleep the night before. I tell everyone I meet that they are amazing and special and have so much potential, because they do, but I look at my self in the mirror and see absolute disappointment, shame, and disgust. Nothing I do is ever good enough. My hair is never perfect. My weight is always to much. Forget about my makeup, it ends up smearing down my face by the end of the day anyway…
    I’m just ready to end it all, good night and goodbye.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    There is a difference between arguing with someone and bullying them.

  20. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I wish this website still made me happy.
    I wish nothing had changed.
    I wish quotes would get 2,000+ faves again.
    I wish more people came on here.
    I wish the fights and disagreements would come back, because at least back then, we were talking.
    I wish I could come on witty and instantly be happy.
    I wish I could go through 10+ pages of the top quotes and not be annoyed by all the repeats.
    I wish i could spend hours thinking of, writing, and editing quotes.
    I wish I could meet more friends on here.
    As much as I wish all this would happen, it won't. At least not anytime soon.
    I"m sorry guys.
    Witty's dead.
    Or at least, the old Witty, the amazing one that saved my life, is dead.

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