Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Best Important Quotes This Month

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Things school has taught me:
    -Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health
    -How to hate people in general
    -To want to quit life weekly
    -How to text/eat in class without getting caught
    -Why I will never amount to anything

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    IMPORTANT:
    Joining WittyProfiles.com will cause immediate addiction and/or sleep deprivation. Do you wish to continue?
    Yes
    No
    Format by Breeze

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me

  5. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    thigh gaps are cute
    no thigh gap is cute
    flat tummies are cute
    non flat tummies are cute
    short hair is cute
    long hair is cute
    but you know what isn’t cute?
    making somebody feel terrible about their appearance simply because you don’t like it

  6. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up
    because it’s gonna be important

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    he'll never know about
    HOW MUCH I THINK ABOUT HIM, HOW MANY TIMES I'VE CRIED OVER HIM, HOW I WANT
    TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND, OR HOW HE'S STILL SO IMPORTANT TO ME.

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 12:24am UTC
    if you can't reach it without leaving your bed it's obviously not that important

  9. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    You can say “B.itch” on national television but you can’t say “S.hit” because in our society it’s more acceptable to degrade women than poop.
    — Paul Wesselman

  10. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    1. If you like someone, wait.
    2. Give lots of compliments, even if you’re shy. Everyone else is too.
    3. Change. Get a haircut, try new perfume, get new sheets. Become better than you were before.
    4. Eat healthier. Learn to cook something fancy.
    5. Get up earlier and watch the sun come up.
    6. Wear soft clothes, take a bath, drink something warm.
    7. Meet someone new, even just a friend.
    8. Become closer with your friends and your family. Call your mother. Cry with your best friend. Tell everyone how much you appreciate them.
    9. Keep your room clean. Buy some candles. Let the natural light in.
    10. Make a list of reasons why you’ll be better off without them. Believe they are true, because they are.
    11. Listen to new music.
    12. Write everything you’re thinking and feeling. Write letters. Write happy letters, sad letters, and angry letters, even if you’re never going to send them.
    13. It’s okay to be sad, but not forever. Sadness is not as beautiful as music makes it seem. Lack of sleep makes your eyes droopy, not deep. Wake up every morning and tell yourself you’re going to have a good day.
    14. Go to the library. Don’t forget to look in the music section.
    15. Remove them from your life. Get rid of the things they gave you if they make you sad. They’re not worth it. You will never be happy if you continue to hold on to the things that make you sad.
    16. Make new memories.
    17. Try to find something to appreciate in everything you do or experience.
    18. Being alone is okay, you don’t have to surround yourself with people.
    19. Become your own best friend. Buy yourself coffee and drink it alone in a cafe. Take your time.
    20. Learn to love every bit of yourself.

  11. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 6:49am UTC
    When you realize you're not important anymore, it hurts.

  12. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    That feeling when
    you're the first fav
    of a quote, and then
    it's top quote and you're like:
    ''B/tch, I was the first, the most important.

  13. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    “We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though by being born female they’re already guilty of something."

  14. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    teacher: remember to highlight the most important parts of the text
    me: *highlights entire document*

  15. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:22am UTC
    “I wish more people cared about the earth as much as they cared about who they believed created it.”

  16. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    If sleep is so important then why the f*ck does school start so early.

  17. p0kemon p0kemon happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    I WANT TO WRITE
    A WITTY STORY
    And I want you wittian's to be in it!
    So the name of this story will me 'Our Witty Traits'.
    The plot line will be that we all go to a boarding school, where you study a trait, Called 'The Witty Institute of Traits.' So comment below in the comments these things.
    Username
    1. Name
    2. Description of looks and personality
    3. Interests
    4. What you want your trait to be.
    5. Male or Female
    6. Favorite band(s)/Artist(s) (you'll see)
    ___________
    Here's mine:
    p0kemon
    1: Kierstin
    2: Curly dirty blonde hair, light green eyes, glasses.
    My personality is Sassy but caring.
    I'm always there for my friends no matter what.
    3. Computer Graphics, Reading, Writing, Singing in my band.
    4. Computer Graphic Design
    5. Female.
    6. Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, and Simple Plan.
    *The max total of people to have the same trait is 10*
    *Unless if it's Musican, Artist, Photographer or Author. The max for that is 20.*
    *for a trait you can also choose parent or a 'knowledge preacher'*
    *I'll explain the meaning of those traits in the next update.*
    *Everyone who 'additions' will get a part.*

  18. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    My heart still skips a beat
    sometimes, when I think of you. I hate that.

  19. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS REALLY
    important to you when you
    HAVE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF YOU DON'T CARE.

  20. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    “If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her, maybe you should take a look at your hands.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles