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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 8:25pm UTC

I'm a senior and almost 18 years old
And the biggest advice I would give to younger kids
is don't
Procastinate
Wait I'll finish this quote later
I got plenty of time

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dontrainonmymaydayparade
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 7:30pm UTC

add for mormons,
i believe god allows you to make u-turns
me: well of course you do, you made a pretty fast u-turn out of utah.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 9:58pm UTC

the problem with ending an argument is that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:29pm UTC

I wonder who the first ever person to begin singing in the shower was
They should be proud
Every slightly out of tune teenager like ever is following their trend

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Witty: Write Something Witty
Me: Something Witty
Me: ha
Me: ha ha
Me: I'm clever

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 7:45pm UTC

If you're a guy,
and at my household unless you're prepared to wear sweatpants, eat Chinese food,watch movies, and cuddle I suggest
You leave.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 9:28pm UTC

In general I try not to offend people like if you have a problem with some kind of joke and it's like a legit problem not like "OMG dnt mke fn of 1d!!!!!!! Thyr meh lyfe!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'll try not to make them around you but in all honesty I'm not going to change my sense of humor just because you don't like it. My sense of humor is usally either dark or sêxual so if you want to hang out with me you're going to have to get used to that. Like today I was sitting with my garden tools and I was making sêx jokes and being jokingly sëxual with them and this girl who I don't even know sits next to us and says I'm being immature and should grow up.
Like I didn't know her.
She didn't know me.
Unless she's stalking me.
What if she's part of the NSA
What if she's reading this now
Oh god I'm screwed

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abkamel*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 3:35pm UTC

What's black, white, and red all over?
.
.
.
Tina Cohen Chang's prom dress.

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rainbowsandcookies
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 12:50am UTC

you can get the girl out of the Hunger Games, but you can't get the Hunger Games out of the girl.

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skylinesandturnstiles
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 12:09am UTC

me: hey Cody why did the fish cross the road?
Cody: .......
me: IT DIDN'T IT WAS DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cody: ....
me: ....
Cody: ....
Gerard Way: ..........
Sasuke Uchiha: .................
Obama: .....
Batman: ...
Alex Gaskarth: ........
me: *coughs*

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lbechs
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 12:55am UTC

friends with my grandma on facebook.
dad following me on twitter.
sister following me on istagram.
the only place to vent....
WITTY

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