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Best Imnotactuallygettingmarried Quotes This Week

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
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    September 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Me: *texts girl I like* Hey
    Girl I like: *texts back* Hey I was just about to text you
    Me: Oh cool
    Me: *drives to jewlery store to pick an engagement ring*

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