Imannoying Quotes

ChrisMat
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:06pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like
people don't want to talk to me.
♥
im impressed no one has told me straight to my face yet

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Me: Oh my God. You are so stupid!
Brother: I'm not stupid, I just ain't that clever.
Me:That makes you even more stupid for not knowing that you're stupid!
Me: And that makes you even more stupid for using 'ain't' when it's not a real word!
Brother: Shut up.
Me: That make you even more stupid for thinking I'll shut up!
Me: Oh my God, I am so annoying.
Brother: You just realised that now?
Me: That makes you even more stupid for thinking I just realised that when reality is I've known that since I was five!

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Breeze
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June 18, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Me: Oh my god I hate Blurred Lines.
Sister: I like it?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Yeah?
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Oh.
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Okay! I get your point.
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Can you stop?
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: *death glare*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: :D

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mariahbieber
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 10:53pm UTC

im not perfect, sorry.

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sophsunflower12

posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC

temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
possession and not being able to text anyone about it..

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