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Best Imagination Quotes Ever

  1. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm no photographer
    but I can picture us together.
    nmf

  2. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    Just imagine:
    You're walking down the street and run into a homeless man. Instead of asking for food or money, he simply says "May I please have your soul?". Thinking the man is crazy, you kindly say yes. He places his hand on your chest for a few seconds, smiles, then walks away without another word. Its now over a month later, your fiance left you, your parents stopped calling, you lost your job and your dog ran away. In a matter of weeks you'll be kicked out of your apartment and then be on the street. Realizing this all happened after the old him "took your soul", you run back to where you met him last. He's sitting there on the street corner, watching the cars ride by. Running up to him you begin to shout "SIR, SIR, PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL, PLEASE". You're now in front of him on your knees, begging for your soul. The man simply wiggles his finger at you, shakes his head and holds out his hand. In his palm is two quarters, a dime and two pennies. Sixty-two cents. You realize what has happened. Your soul is now in possession of the flying dutchman.

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    imagination
    imagination
    imagination
    imagination
    imagination
    imagination
    imagination
    Format by Breeze

  4. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 11:42am UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind
    I have sexy imagination.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 10:01am UTC
    “ The body ages, but the mind is immortal.

  6. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    My imagination is torturing me.
    By that I mean my insanity is making me hit myself into a wall and pull on my jaw choke myself and hold my mouth and nose to keep me from breathing and it took me 10 minutes to gain self control to stop

  7. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 9:53am UTC
    { ONE DAY I'D
    LIKE TO BECOME SOMETHING
    PRECIOUS TO OTHERS ♥ «

  8. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:34am UTC
    He offered her
    the world.
    She said she had
    her own.

  9. xnevershoutshwilly xnevershoutshwilly
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Some people think reading
    is boring, but reading has saved
    me from bad realities. Yes, I know
    I can't just stay living in my imagination
    through books I read, whether it's
    fiction or not. But filling up my mind
    with good things (even when it's
    imaginary) has done much in healing
    some invisible scars.

  10. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:00am UTC
    My boyfriend's leaving me because he's tired of my over-active imagination.
    Joke's on him, he doesnt even exist.

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 12:15am UTC
    I'm just an ordinary girl
    With a huge imagination

  12. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 9:51am UTC
    TRUE CHANGE CANNOT BE MADE IF IT IS
    bound by laws and limitations or predictions and imagination ++

  13. shesjustokay shesjustokay
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:44am UTC
    I don't have a dirty
    mind.
    I have a sexy imagination.

  14. peaceinpieces peaceinpieces
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    worry is a misuse of
    imagination.

  15. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    Dreams are equal to your imagination from when you were a child. Showing you that no matter how old you are, you still have an imagination.
    x3 Imagine that.

  16. MissLovely MissLovely
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    ~
    | create you own reality |
    ~

  17. malaak96 malaak96
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 10:29am UTC
    *in bed*
    feet out of the blanket
    me thinking: what if someone is going to grab them?
    *put them back in*
    gets to hot
    put them back out
    lol is it
    just me ?

  18. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Here in your mind you
    have complete privacy.
    Here there's no difference
    between what is and what could be.

  19. SundayWakeUp SundayWakeUp
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Whats it called when your crush likes you?
    Imaaginaatioon.

  20. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:25am UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind,
    I just have a sexy imagination.

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