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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2016 7:10pm UTC
    today I ran into my ex-best friend's
    grandma. she kept going on and on
    about how we need to work things
    out and be friends again. she said
    that my ex bestie wanted to, and
    talked about how we used to be
    closer than sisters. to top it off, my
    sister kept telling me I need to try
    and make up with her. so, I got my
    sister to message her and kind of
    extend the olive branch. in return,
    I get rejected and then it's suddenly
    my fault (she was just as bad as me.
    I wasn't the only one that was mean.
    it takes two.) and her mom apparently
    doesn't want me anywhere near her.
    like, everyone wants to criticize me
    for being mean and all that, but look
    what happens when I try to make
    myself vulnerable. like, it's not worth
    the hurt. I was fine like two weeks
    ago and now I'm a mess.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2016 4:01pm UTC
    yes hello, my name is hanna, and i fail at life.
    i filled out applications, never got an email so I didn't bother checking the messages on my answering machine (because they were places I applied to before. I always got an email before a call.) and now here I am, over a week late, to a call for a job position. I AM SUCH A... GAAAH. here's to hoping they still are interested in me when I call tomorrow.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 19, 2016 9:05pm UTC
    idk why, but I am getting hammered with depression and anxiety like it's no body's business these oast few days.

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2016 2:16pm UTC
    HOLD ME, I'M NOT BREATHING.
    HOLD ME, I'M NOT BREATHING.
    HOLD ME, I'M NOT BREATHING.
    Format © dontsellyourself

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 7, 2016 2:01pm UTC
    I think it's bulls.hit when employers can't be bothered to let someone know that they didn't get a job. like all you have to do is send an email that says no thanks. it's not that hard. if you reviwed the application it's as easy as copy and pasting some generic rejection letter. don't pull that "don't contact us, we'll get ahold of you if we're interested" bulls.hit and just let them assume they didn't get the job after waiting for however long.

  6. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2016 9:02pm UTC
    Oh Lord I'm ready now
    All the walls are down
    Time is running out
    And I wanna make this count
    I ran away from you
    And I did what I wanted to
    But I don't wanna let you down
    Oh Lord I'm ready now
    Lord I'm ready now

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2016 2:23pm UTC
    my relationship status:single because I don't want to be in a relationship until I'm happy withmyself, because I don't want to put myselfin a situation where I don't choose meif things go wrong.

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2016 12:40pm UTC
    team: I had a dream that was stellar at thetime but turned out to be quite bad for me.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2016 10:42pm UTC
    I'm not going to have a job after this coming
    week, and yet, instead of saving money for the
    things I need until I find something new, I am
    spending all my money on plastic eggs and
    candy. because I am a giant child. who wants
    to have an egg hunt. even though there is
    literally zero children in my family.

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 5:25am UTC
    Time slows down, time speeds up, and I never stop wanting to hear the words you have to say. Let them change; let the wind wear you down, let mountains turn to dust, let the drought drown the desert, but for all that changes, you are infinitely intriguing to me —
    and continuously, step by step by step, I adore you.
    (yes, this is for you)

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2016 12:07am UTC
    me: *leaves the tv playing on mute all night because I'm an extremely wasteful human being who is afraid of the dark.*

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2016 4:22pm UTC
    gonna keep dragging across the coals until i get to somewhere it doesn't burn
    the whole world can't be made of fire, there's not enough energy in the universe for that.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2016 7:21pm UTC
    me: *picking out all the alcohol I want for my 21st.*
    me: *doesn't even like alcohol.*

  14. TimmyToTheTurner TimmyToTheTurner
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2016 12:25am UTC
    i actually used to use this website religiously tho like half of my friends were on this website but now im 17 and almost done with high school anD IM SAD DONT GROW UP KIDS

  15. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 5:32pm UTC
    what am I supposed to say,
    when I'm all choked up
    & you're ok

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2016 4:19pm UTC
    [me, flirting]me: so, haha, I have a $2.50 subway giftcardme: wanna go dutch on a 6-inch? ;)

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2016 11:47am UTC
    anytime I would go to my room instead of staying out in the living room with my family, they would b.itch. to the point where now I feel extremely guilty if I am in my room when my mom is home. now, everyone is literally doing the same thing. my sister is constantly in her room. my mom is in her room on her laptop, and if she isn't she is on it while in the living room to the point of not acknowledging anyone else's existence. yet no one says anything. yet it is so horrible when I'm in my room. it's so lovely.

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2016 1:30am UTC
    i bought my sister a phone for christmas, not even a month later, it broke (she dropped it, it shattered.) coincidentally, it happened to be right after I had ordered myself an iphone. i decided to let her have it. but, not until i am satisfied. so, that means tomorrow she will be asking my crush if he's single. not really all that important, nothing will happen (sadly), but it'd be nice to know that there isn't a wife in the picture.

  19. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2016 9:48pm UTC
    EIGHT years of resolutions
    oh yes i'm still gonna make a new year's resolution post oh boy
    2009
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -be more popular
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -cry less
    2010
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -be less sensitive
    2011
    -make an effort to be more attractive
    -be more laid back
    -get closer to [him]
    -do 30 sit ups a day
    -be happy
    2012
    -do 50 sit ups a day
    -be more open
    -make more friends
    -be happy
    2013
    -cry less
    -be happy
    -eat more healthily
    -run half a mile a day
    -develop close friendships
    -stop biting my f/cking fingernails
    2014
    -maintain a positive attitude
    -develop close friendships
    -quit being an as/hole
    -unf/ck my sleeping schedule
    -eat vegetarian for a short period
    -develop hobbies or something like forreal
    2015
    -develop a healthier lifestyle
    -make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
    -be positive
    -be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
    -be outgoing
    -purposely surround myself with the best people for me
    -learn how cars work
    2016
    -make more friends
    -get all A's in every class I take this year
    -git a job you goshdarned freeloader
    -be happy happy happy
    -learn to play an instrument a little bit

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2016 8:13pm UTC
    I'm stuck between missing someone I shouldn't, and missing someone I ain't ever had. why? I don't know but it is sad and harshing my mellow.

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