Illegal Quotes

*crybaby*
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April 12, 2014 11:01pm UTC

if a puppy falls asleep on you you're not allowed to move its illegal

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appleloop*
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December 27, 2013 8:06pm UTC

You are My sugar rush, My cocaine bliss, My illegal high, My prefect kiss.You're an addiction that I always fail to resist.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 11, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Officer: Alright, we're going to have to do a drug test.
Me: Ight, cool, which drugs are we testing?

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mtndewhm*
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November 1, 2013 9:33pm UTC

If we all go to prison for illegally downloading music I hope they have the mercy to split up us by genre

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Marrcus
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Getting annoyed after illegally
downloading music when it turns
out to be bad quality.
#this isn't what I didn't pay for

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c i y a*
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October 6, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Little brother:If guns are illegal,where do bad people get them from?
Me:Ebay or Amazon.

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luvLex
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October 5, 2013 11:01pm UTC

It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
...Say whaaaa....??

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
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October 4, 2013 11:43pm UTC

"Mhmm im so cute. i break necks" *head roll*
"Umm isnt that illegal?"

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paigexoxo
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September 22, 2013 10:16am UTC

Note to Self: It is indeed illegal to stab someone for being stupid

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Honey didn't you know it is illegal to;
Wear the same outfit as me,
when it looks better on you?

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Can you illegally download sleep?

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 2:51pm UTC

If you live in the US and have ever sent a message to someone telling the recipient to kill themselves you've committed the felony of encouraging suicide and depending on the state's laws (meaning what class felony it is) you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement.
If they actually do it you are legally responsible and in some stares you can also be charged with manslaughter.

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britany*
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August 5, 2013 9:38pm UTC

& remember kids, before you do illegal things, tell your mom

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Parents being over protective
just make me want to do more illegal things

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Triangle
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:06am UTC

I'm just gonna go and download some songs illegally so if ya'll have any songs I should get that'd be dandy.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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June 28, 2013 2:31pm UTC

It's only illegal if you get caught

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epicness
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Having eyes like yours should be illegal.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 7:18pm UTC

If I become a drug dealer, I'm going to say to my customers, "Now put that
in your pipe and smoke it!" and we'd all laugh and then I'd call the police because drugs are f.cking illegal.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Ugh this illegal copy I downloaded is bad quality.
This is not what I didn't pay for!

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AmyCakesAngel
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Friend: I can't believe you illegally downloaded music!
Me: Huh?
Friend: I'ts against the law!
Me: So? Everyone does it.
Friend: And if everyone was going arround murdering people, would you be doing that, too?
Me: Come on, everone hates me. I'd probably be the first to get murdered.

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