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Best Ihateyou Quotes This Month

  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I don't care if you like boys, girls, cats, dogs, ducks, whatever.
    But, if you stop in front of me in the hallway and start kissing, I'm going to grab your heads and beat them off of each other while yelling some very colorful words.

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    "Guise stop talkin bout me! So wht if i drink n smoke n if i lost my vergynity when i was 12."
    What the fùck. This is a real status on Facebook from a 7th grade girl in my town, and no she was not joking about the spelling or any of that. I'm like going to go punch myself ok.

  3. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:50am UTC
    i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
    that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
    factor.

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    So I fell asleep today in English class....
    Teacher: *Asks me a question"
    Me: *Continues sleeping*
    Teacher: *Yells my name*
    Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the question
    Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
    Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay off.
    True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever........

  5. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    난 니가 싫어.
    Je vous déteste.
    Σε μισώ.
    我恨你。
    Odi te.
    أنا أكره لك.
    Я тебя ненавижу.
    わたしは、あなたが大嫌いです。
    Te odio.
    Is fuath liom tú.
    That's I hate you in 10 different languages.

  6. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Your opinion < Everything else
    Honey, I'm not saying your opinion doesn't matter, because it definitely does. I'm just saying that the fly I stepped on earlier has more importance to me than your opinion does.

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    It's my weight.
    They're my friends.
    It's my family.
    They're my choices.
    It's my reality.
    They're my problems.
    It's my life, so why the fùck are you trying to tell me how to live it?

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Girl I hate: *breathes*
    Me: Twinkle, twinkle little star
    Me: I want to hit you with a car
    Me: Throw you off a tree so high
    Me: Hope you break your neck and die

  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    Girl on here: *Makes quote about how wrong slùt shaming is*
    Same girl: *Makes quote about how someone is a whòre*
    Me: *Throws table across the room*
    Me: *Digs my own grave and buries myself alive*

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    This really Works!!!!!!!!
    1) find a small prickly cactus
    2) shove it up your a/ss

  11. Lauren🌸* Lauren🌸*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    BULLIES DISGUST ME
    >>>>> HOW CAN THEY MANAGE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT,
    knowing how much they've hurt another human being?
    you're hurting someone else, just to make yourself feel better.
    and well, I hope it haunts you; for the rest of your f`cking life.

  12. QuiteSorchastic QuiteSorchastic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:43am UTC
    Haha that's funny!
    But I'm not going to laugh
    because I hate you.
    #Followforafollow

  13. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    STOP WALKING AROUND
    ACTING LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Age is just a number
    And jail is just a cell
    Both of which are disregarded
    As I send your as.s to Hell.♥
    Lol I bet you thought this was going to be all sweet and lovey

  15. Lauren🌸* Lauren🌸*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    love me? Great.
    hate me? Even better.
    got a problem with me? Solve it.
    can't stand me? Sit down.
    can't face me? Turn around.
    think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe.
    don't know me? Don't judge me.
    think you know me? You have no idea.

  16. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    boys are like those tiny knots in your hair
    that are too tiny to brush out so u have to take it apart with your fingers.

  17. lovebitesyou lovebitesyou
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    lol the awkward moment when you love everyone in one direction except niall......

  18. MissLovely MissLovely
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    If I see one more quote with "look at the top left corner for a surprise" I will flip a sh/t.
    Not to mention the follow buttons embedded into your quotes. Like do you want some water? Because you seem a bit thirsty.

  19. lovebitesyou lovebitesyou
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    there are some people on witty who are peasants.
    they dont know how to argue
    they think they are the hottest sh/t
    and they need to pipe the f/ck down

  20. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:01am UTC
    Honey
    I got heels higher than your standards

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