Best Ihateboys Quotes This Month

hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I always knew boys were useless.
Scientists have found that s.perm can be made from bone
marrow. With artificial s.perm, the human race can continue
living even without men.

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ms_me01
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 7:15pm UTC

One-sided crushes are the world's annoyance.
You know he will never like you back, you know he never thinks of you.
And yet, you waste your time daydreaming about his pretty smile, or what it'd be like if he liked you back.
You make up all this scenarios that you know will never happen, but yet, give you hope.
Then you tell yourself that someday, something will happen between you two.
And when you come back down from that frustrating, lovesick cloud,
you realize how ridiculous you are for thinking all that.
And yet, you can't avoid it from happening again.
The next thing you know, you're once again making up scenarios that will never happen.
You begin to invent this perfect guy that you imagine him to be,
which he definitely isn't, and you end up liking him more.
And at the same time, wishing that God wouldn't had made you so stupid.
One-sided crushes make you corny, stupid, and unrealistic.
I do not even know why they exist, and why they have to invade my peaceful
obsession over a celebrity.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 8:14pm UTC

THAT NIGHT
I will always remember. The laughing, words said, looks shared.
I will remember all of it, but him? He'll soon forget. {x}{x}{x}

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 1:55pm UTC

haha. If I fall for you,
you fall
FOR ANOTHER

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Emily Moro*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 6:46pm UTC

ihateboys.

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rants
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:48pm UTC

so youre always flirting with me, and thats considered acceptable
but once i start flirting with you, i get considered a "stalker"
o k a y

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ForeverLaura_x
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 2:53am UTC

when the guy you like and talk to, and are like best friends, and flirt and stuff, ends up going out with your best friend, and they don't even bother to tell you.

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Hadley_heart
posted a quote
November 27, 2014 12:15am UTC

I thought we had something special but then you didn't text me back and just ignored me and thats when I realized that someone like me doesn't end up with someone like you.

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ribcaged
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:29pm UTC

i hate boys
but i don't hate all of them for negative reasons
some of them are just too cute or genuine or actually nice
and it's just WHY and i get internally pulverized by that
while others are genuinely buttheads or are the
complete bane and scum of the earth to me
see, i'm not completely heartless :-)

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EmilyLouise1212
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:38pm UTC

lets go!
boys suck
make me sick
enflated egos
little d/cks
use em up
spit em out
i h-a-t-e boys!

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Wonder_Why
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 2:44pm UTC

**{{ And I want so badly not to love you}}**

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SarahCouchy33
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 9:50pm UTC

We're all searching for
people who's demons
play well with ours.

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DaniellaNella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:55pm UTC

guys in my school are way to perverted

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unspok3n
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:55pm UTC

My love life right now;
#1 as/hole.) Justin. In love with him for a year and a half. Think about him endlessly. He screwed his co worker and friends ex while I sat in my room crying over him. What does he have to say for it? 'Sorry'. Sorry will never be enough
#2 as/hole) Alexis: Dated for 3 months, thought I loved her, broke up because she was upset I didn't want to come out. Im not even interested in girls right now. She listens to my cry every night. She hears me scream and she dries my tears. But she wants more than Im willing to give right now. Knows I'm heartbroken, still tried to hook up.
#3 as/hoke) Other Justin. Hears me talk about how much I hate that all of my guy friends are making moves on me, makes a move on me. Constantly talks sh/t about the guy I'm in love with. Really cute and my type but I just cant like him because I dont have feelings for them. Been seriously considering that date with him, but realizing I'd just be lying to him if I agreed.
#1 person who's not an as/hole but is still making me angry) Brenden. Such a sweet kid, but honestly I need some space from him. I don't have the heart to tell him because he's been in love with me for four years and telling him to gtfo would kill him.
# 2 person whos not an as/hole but is still making me angry) Hussein. Dont know how, dont know why, but I'm just mad. I think I'm more mad at myself than him. I wish he'd give us a chance to be friends. I wish I had never hurt him the way I did, and I'd do anything to take it back or make up for it.
Lets go back to the #1 as/hole for a sec. I hate him. I hate him so so so so sooooo much, but only because I love him. Im making myself mad at him to avoid being sad.

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Leah *
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June 11, 2013 1:10am UTC

Wow just because I got mad once...

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