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  1. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2015 11:30pm UTC
    If anyone has any advice on how to get over a f*ckboy, please share.

  2. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 7:49am UTC
    “i think that the world should be full of cats and full of rain,
    that's all,
    just cats and rain,
    rain and cats,
    very nice,
    good night.”
    -Charles Bukowski

  3. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2015 6:11am UTC
    we don't see things as they are
    we see them as we are

  4. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 5:37am UTC
    our minds can concoct all sorts of scenarios when we don't want to believe something,
    we construct all sorts of fairytales and ...we accept them

  5. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2015 7:04am UTC
    if they ask about me,
    tell them "she was the only girl who loved me with honesty, and i broke her"

  6. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2015 6:17am UTC
    I'm a sad kind of happy.

  7. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2015 12:32am UTC
    Format by _Jannette // keep this here pls and ty
    " I don't want the world's attention. Yours is enough."

  8. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:31pm UTC
    i want to wake
    each morning
    in your arms
    comforted by your oddness
    seduced by your knowledge
    of my ways.
    i want to care for you.

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 4:42am UTC
    marry a guy who has sisters because he's seen the female in her natural state
    therefore won't have any unrealistic expectations of you

  10. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    i guess everyone goes through changes but i didn't think
    i'd loose you

  11. misfits misfits
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 7:00pm UTC
    everything's just sad without you.

  12. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    Sometimes I still miss you.
    Then I try to remember all
    the bad times we had, and
    all of the rude things you
    said to me. Then I ask myself
    why I ever loved a jerk like
    you. Then I forget you even
    exist, and I move on from you.

  13. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    For some reason I always believe what other people tell me
    but I've been told thats not always a good thing to do

  14. I'mNotOkay* I'mNotOkay*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    I need advice.
    Is it normal to feel comfort in touching your own cuts/scars but shudder if someone else touches them?

  15. moll :)* moll :)*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    I'm excited for something that isn't even real

  16. sapphireflames* sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    How to get perfect skin
    1. Get a marker.
    2. Write "perfect" on your arm.
    Congratulations, you have perfect skin.

  17. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    lose your self
    TO DANCE.
    Please don't remove this!

  18. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    *dru.g dealer voice* hey kids, wanna buy some anime

  19. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    plot twist: you crash your car into a bridge, you hate it

  20. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    *in the classroom, taking a test*
    random student: wow this test is super hard
    me: *whispers* just like my abs

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