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art of hatred*
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August 24, 2013 10:39am UTC
if you really did love me,
you would take me off my feet.

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GraySkyes
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April 24, 2013 5:25pm UTC
Day 6-you're favorite sports:
Surfing (the internet)

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YupThatsMe
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April 23, 2013 11:34pm UTC
Mom: You should get more exercise
Me: Don't worry I ran a lot today (Horizontal running)
Mom: You should do more activities
Me: Don't worry. I do a TON of surfing (On The Internet)
Mom: You are falling behind!
Me: Don't worry, I keep up (With the Kardashians)
Mom: Have you ever considered going outside, getting some sun and OFF THAT COMPUTER?
Me: HOW DARE YOU?!?!

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*SocialCasualty*
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April 23, 2013 7:50pm UTC
I've officially been voted the girl who wears the most makeup. Today, my friend was trying to guess what I couldn't live without, and the first thing she said was makeup.
In my mind, I was saying "I don't even wear that much... I wear conceler, foundation, and mascara"

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