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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    Relax!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add a boyfriend to your life. Please try again.

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
    the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    I never understood why 6 got
    so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

  10. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    maybe the reason as to why i'm single is
    because i've never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger.

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Stop making people feel
    bad for liking things that
    make them happy. ///

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    If I were the guy who made
    the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    "If there are any idiots in the room,
    please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Are you totally NOT Witty famous
    but still want that 1000 notifications you've always dreamed of? Well here's a super simple way to get those 1000 notifications!
    Pay attention to these directions! They get confusing!
    Step 1: Have alot of free time
    Step 2: Make 1000 quotes
    Step 3: Favorite your 1000 quotes you just created
    There's your 1000 notifications! No need to thank me, I know i am brilliant. (:

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me: *Reading a book*
    Person: What are you reading?
    Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
    Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
    Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Person in real life telling a joke: What's spaghetti’s favorite punctuation mark?Apastarophe!
    Me: Just no you're not funny stop
    Person on witty telling a joke: What's spaghetti’s favorite punctuation mark? Apastarophe!
    Me: BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. God i love this site!

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Looks like Billy Ray put
    too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

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