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IKnewYouWereTrouble
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June 18, 2013 12:22am UTC
when a cop asks "do you know why I pulled you over?"
it's never a good idea to respond with
"because my tires look like donuts?"

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moveslikegaskarth
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May 6, 2013 10:32pm UTC
i want a poetic girlfriend who will send me poetic texts in the middle of the night so i can love her even more in the morning

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moveslikegaskarth
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April 25, 2013 10:56pm UTC
i get to meet joel faviere in five days
IT'S A BASED GOD MIRACLE

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bye*
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March 15, 2013 5:41pm UTC
i live for the memories and cry for the endings

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