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  1. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    I hate when sunlight hits my computer screen and I realize there is every bit of dust possible on the screen

  2. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Being in a sexual relationship scares me because if I can't even bear to look at myself naked, how the hell is someone else supposed to?

  3. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:23am UTC
    oversized hoodies
    you think they're clothes
    but they're actully wearable hugs

  4. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    ONE TIME THIS BOY WAS LIKE
    "IF YOU'RE A BLONDE JUST GET IN MY BED"
    AND I MESSAGED HIM
    "I'M NOT BLEACH-BLONDE BUT I'M A DIRTY BLONDE LOL"
    AND
    HE
    THOUGHT
    I
    WAS
    SERIOUS

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I am dead serious on this. If any of you go to my school and see me in the
    hallways, come up to me and say my username. I might run away screaming and completely change my identity, but at least I'll know who you are.

  6. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    He doesn't have a model's smile.
    He doesn't have a perfect complexion. He doesn't have a laugh that makes me weak at the knees.
    He doesn't always think before he speaks. He doesn't always notice me. Sometimes his jokes aren't funny.
    He's flawed. ♥ But the amazing thing is I know he's not perfect, but I stuck around anyways.
    He'll never be perfect, and neither will I. But maybe we can be just imperfect enough to be perfect for each other.

  7. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
    guy in my class: you ok?

  8. Zoeasaurus Zoeasaurus
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:45am UTC
    When I say,
    'I'm going to bed,' I don't really mean I'm going to bed.
    I just mean I'm gonna hide under the hot covers, induce myself with stale air and use Facebook, Tumblr, and Witty for another few hours.
    Then, I might to bed.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    Zombies
    (n.) The only men that will love you for
    you brain

  10. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 10:03am UTC
    When my crushmakes a joke:
    hahahahalwanttohavesexwithyouhahahaha

  11. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    I SEE YOU
    Format by Breeze

  12. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    format by ethanol~
    format by ethanol~
    Justin Bieber : *murders someone*
    Fans: Stop judging him. He is only 19 he is allowed to make mistakes

  13. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:23am UTC
    l either dress like im going to a red carpet event
    or like homeless drug addict there is no in between

  14. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:16pm UTC
    Mom: Why your room is always so messy?
    Me:So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me,
    they'll trip over something and die

  15. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:14am UTC
    Witty is kinda dead.
    So here's what we should do.
    1. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
    It's the best way to get more active users. You don't have to tell them your account, but just show them the website! As many people as possible; if you think they'll be interested, get them to join. People wonder why the 'old witty' used to be so active. It's because a lot of users would constantly be inviting new people to join, and recycling the community. It works, so do it!
    2. WRITE MORE QUOTES
    Traffic is so sloooooow for two reason; there aren't a lot of uers, and therefore there aren't a lot of quotes. So write more quotes! Make the 'New' page active again. I'm not saying you should make a quote of every mundane thought that goes through your mind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but seriously, how can you complain about inactivity if you only write two quotes a week? Look at all your absolute favourite usres, or the ones with the most followers; more often than not, they'll be active themselves, and write a lot of quotes. That's the whole point of Witty.
    3. FAVE MORE QUOTES
    I've noticed this year that some of you are pretty stringent with your faves. Which is cool. But just remember that the more quotes you fave, the more quotes get faves, and if everyone does that, theoretically, every quote gets more faves on average. This is how to go from gettign 100 faves on a top quote back to getting 1000.
    4. FOLLOW MORE USERS
    Yeah, I get it, it looks 'messy' to follow a ton of people or whatever. But the fact is that it's gonna get more people to see more different users and their quotes. And you also get to see more cool quotes on your own homepage. And if everyone follows more people, then again, theoretically, everyone gets - on average - more followers, more people seeing their quotes, more traffic, blahblahblah.
    5. ADVERTISE WITTY
    Put up posters! If you care enough or are bored enough, take screencaps and post them on facebook/twitter/tumblr/instagram/whatever else you waste your time on. Tell the friends that you invite to invite THEIR friends.
    EXTRA ADVICE:
    - use this website how you wish everyone would. If you don't like a ton of boring layouts, make or use exciting one (you can literally use ANYONE'S layout as long as you keep credit; it's not that hard!). If you don't like your quotes only getting five faves, then fave more quotes. If you don't like quotes about cutting, for example, then don't write them, don't fave them, just ignore them!
    - go to 'new' quotes before 'top quotes'. Regularly check up on the 'people you follow'.
    -Talk to users you like! It's fun! You're never gonna make friends on here unless you comment users you'd like to talk to. It also gets more traffic in your page, btw. ;)
    -For God's sake, stop complaining to Steve about every little thing. He's not your mother. If you have a problem, PLEASE try to solve it yourself before running to the site creator for help.
    -I'm biased on this one. But please, ffs, use nice formats. And iclude credit, oh my god.
    -I love love love going through all the quotes of users I like. If you're bored or you feel there aren't any good quotes here anymore, go to your followers list, and read all of the quotes by someone. I tend to do this a lot for users who have already left.
    -Browse through 'following' lists. It's a great way to find new amazing users.
    -WRITING ORIGINAL QUOTES IS NOT HARD. And pretty much everyone prefers it. So give it a try. :L
    Okay, that's all I can think off the top of my head right now. Suggestions? Advice? Rants about the old witty and how much you miss it? The comment box is your friend. :') I may make more quotes like this. (Should I?) &&& what else lalalalaaaa, yeah,
    ACTUALLY DO THE STUFF ON THIS LIST PLS.
    P.S. Don't mind the tags. I need people to see this. xD

  16. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Me when listening to a good song:
    me: this is it
    me: i've been looking for this my whole life
    me: yes
    me: *posts lyrics of song everywhere in the internet*
    me: im gonna listen to it forever
    me: *listens to it forever*
    me: im bored of this song bye

  17. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    Dear phone,
    Thank you for not making me look
    like a loner in awkward situations.
    ~Sincerely me

  18. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Me at school:
    No really l am smart
    l just don't feel like doing this

  19. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 10:00am UTC
    2014 spoiler: I still won't have a boyfriend

  20. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    when guys talk about how gross periods are
    l laugh because guys have floopy piece of flesh
    that gets hard & that's pretty f*cking weird,bucko

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