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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Where would you hide the dead body?
    Comment.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    How to p.iss someone off:
    leave the door open

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR WITTY PROFILES.
    What if Steve added like, a "view members" button and it has their icon and their name next to it? Like it shows every Wittian in like, alphabetical order? We can visit any member we want and discover new people. I made a preview thing with Paint.
    Here is what I am talking about:
    http://imm.io/1hfS2

  4. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Vents About Witty LIFE #3
    The people who try to preach no s e x before marriage. Like how are you suppose to marry someone and not know what they are like in bed? What if they are awful.... Just me?

  5. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 11:33pm UTC
    We are in love with people we don't know, places we can't go to, things we can't have,             and feelings that don't exist. ~ Mine

  6. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    I like the idea of being happy and laughing. of being healthy and content. But with these people I know - so negative and crushing - all my ideas are just that; ideas.

  7. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    WARNING: Your reflection in mirrors may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of "beauty"

  8. izzydelacruzz izzydelacruzz
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    So I'm audtioning for the X factor this year, and my 4 year old sister asks me "Can i sing with you?" I thought this was cute. Then when my brother gets home from work she tell him "Me and isabel are going to sing on TV" My brother just smiles and shakes his head to me. Alrighttyyy thennnn :)
    Oh and i need song ideas? Anyone care to help?

  9. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Silence is golden,
    Duct tape is silver.

  10. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 2:16am UTC
    So Shall I Die My Hair Blonde Or Black? Blue Strips ?
    (Tell Me If You Have Any Ideas)
    Comment Your Input.

  11. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    My Summer Bucket List
    post a hundred quotes on Witty
    drink lemonade everyday for a week
    start being a vegetarian
    go to the beach
    read 10 books
    watch an entire movie with my eyes closed
    stay fit
    let hair grow out
    write a letter to myself at the beginning of summer and read it at the end
    keep a diary
    write a story
    do a hike
    pull off an allnighter
    buy all 10 seasons of Friends and watch it
    stay in my pj's for one whole day
    watch a Harry Potter Marathon
    raise self esteem
    ride a horse
    reinvent myself
    be happy
    go a week without electronics
    ride on a zipline
    do some sightseeing
    learn how to go fishing
    climb a really tall tree
    take lots of pictures
    go on a pinic
    watch fireworks
    go to a thriftshop
    go to the movies the whole day
    do some pranks
    volunteer for any cause
    collect seashells
    learn how to surf
    go into a photo booth with a friend and take crazy pictures
    Disney and Pixar marathon
    ride a hot air balloon
    go on a shopping spree
    pick a summer anthem
    visit a different state
    grow a plant
    bake a cake
    go to a water park
    blow some bubbles
    dance in the rain
    learn how to cook a recipe
    fill out an entire sketchbook
    redecorate room
    go shopping after midnight
    walk into a room and scream "TROLL THERE'S A TROLLLL IN THE DUNGEONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Harry Potter fans get this)
    finish a video game
    go mini golfing
    go to movie night at the beach
    get pie thrown at my face and vice versa
    draw on sidewalk with chalk
    have an artist draw a goofy cartoon of me
    make a collage
    go to build a bear
    watch the stars
    decorate a pair of jeans with quotes and lyrics
    make an 11:11 wish everyday and keep track if it comes true
    eat cotton candy
    order a kids meal
    beat a pinata up
    cut my jeans into shorts
    decorate my own nails
    dye my hair a new color
    go to ihop late at night
    run through sprinklers
    meet new people
    have an adventure
    ride a scary roller coaster without screaming
    confess my feelings to my crush
    stop letting fear rule my life
    visit miami
    get someone to bury me in the sand
    buy a bunch of balloons and hold them around a whole day
    eat a strange food
    write a song (even if it sucks)
    go to a zoo
    buy a map and pinpoint the places I want to visit before I die
    Comment some of your own suggestions!

  12. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    omg can we please just build a giant school and the students will be just us wittians and there will be no judging and no bullying and everyone will be there for eachother and just have one class where we all can just vent and listen to eachother please thats perfect

  13. bluegreeneyes28 bluegreeneyes28
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:03am UTC
    I have three ideas so let me know which one you all like!
    Stealing Home
    Anna Marchetti has a plan for high school, find true friends, make the top then list, make a varsity sport and find the perfect boyfriend. Everything's going in the right direction, she finds friends, she makes varsity softball and then theres John. Perfect John. But there's one thing that stands in the way of her chances with John. John's "best friend" Caroline Cullinane. They say they're "just friends" but Anna isn't convinced. But Anna does know John is meant to be hers and if that means getting Caroline out of the way so be it.
    Golden Boy
    Brooklyn Hamilton wants nothing to do with baseball. Well morely her high school baseball team. To be more exact her ex Vinny Carlson. She wants to nothing to do with him, but lately it seems like he's everywhere. He's inviading everything that she felt to be once hers. She'll do anything to avoid him but how do you escape the school's Golden Boy?
    Vinny Carlson is the the Golden Boy at his high school. He's got everything he could ever want, the coolest best friend ever, a sweet ride, college offers left and right with baseball scholarships. Well there is one thing missing. The girl of his dreams wants nothing to do with him. Vinny may be the the Golden Boy but can he survive a potential broken heart?
    -Title Goes Here-
    Shane Craft is a junior who flew under the radar the first two years of high school, despite the fact his twin sister Brianna Craft is as the top of the popularity chain. But then new student Hayley Flannery shows up and threathens Brianna's top spot. Hayley isn't interested in Brianna's throne, but she is interested in her brother. Shane's never had a girlfriend but the feeling towards Hayley is mutual. But in the Craft household Hayley is public enemy number one and if Brianna hates someone Shane is supposed to, to. But how can he hate public enemy number one when she's that pretty?
    *open to title suggestions for this one

  14. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Writing a One Direction Fanfic while listening to Sleeping With Sirens... I feel like this will end badly... PLEASE! Leave ideas for 'I Would' I have massive writers block...

  15. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    A list of Things to do when you’re bored
    - type an essay and make every word a different font
    - walk around the street and make dogs bark
    - sing a duet with yourself
    - take your pillow out to eat
    - use a whole eraser
    - balance a pencil on your nose
    - learn to speak Greek
    - draw Goldilocks and the 3 penguins
    - water your dog and see if it grows
    - rake your carpet
    - watch the sun, see if it moves
    - mow your lawn with scissors
    - count out $5 in pennies
    - boil ice cream
    - don’t speak for a whole day
    - make a bowl of cereal in your bathtub
    - chuck marshmallows at people walking by your house
    - go to an office building, and stay in the elevator all day dancing to the music
    - make a hiding place in a book
    - make graffiti under a carpet
    - go up to total strangers, keep a straight face and say “I’m excited” in a bored tone
    - only talk using the lyrics from your favorite song
    - bake cupcakes, cookies, or pies
    - draw a family on your toes, then walk around and pretend you’re crushing them
    - exercise your thumb
    - play piano with your nose
    - go fishing with a paperclip on a shoe lace
    - find undiscovered tribes using Google earth
    - create a new religion
    - start chanting to people in a made-up language
    - make a nest out of blankets, get an egg from your fridge. Then sit on it and cry when it doesn’t hatch
    - call people and try to sell them your dog/cat’s hair
    - buy a tiger
    - act like you just met a close friend for the first time
    - call up a random stranger and start screaming “THE BABY’S COMING”
    - count your belly button
    - make a deal with the devil, but keep your fingers crossed
    - go pee on peoples bushes, then when they yell at you say you marked your territory
    - make a collection of air-guitars and show them off to people
    - break into a friends house and clean it
    - go to Wal-Mart and spend an hour telling the cashier your life story
    - try to swallow your tongue
    - go to a public library, and walk around normally while buzzing
    - create a fake couple, then go out and public. Talk to people while playing both roles
    (ex. “Hey, I’m jake. … “Hi, I’m Sally!”)
    - watch a movie in a foreign language and make up your own plot
    - try to sneeze with your eyes open
    - learn 1920’s American slang, then go out in public and talk like that
    - order a pizza, then when they deliver it start crying saying “this is the wrong kind! They always do this, is it because I’m not pretty enough? WHYYYY!?!?!”
    - read this list
    This is not my quote!
    all rights and brilliant ideas go to the person who made it up!
    i just reposted it because more people should see it!! ^_^

  16. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:43pm UTC
    When someone takes your ideas and gets all the credit.

  17. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    I Would♥
    Chapter Seven
    Niall's P.O.V.
    The boys and I grabbed a beach blanket, a bunch of towels, and a picnic basket Taylor and Anna had packed a few minutes before we left. We followed behind the four girls that had sprinted across the sand, kicking off their flip flop in the process. The five of us followed them, Louis and I laying down the soft blanket, setting the basket down towards the middle to keep it down.
    I looked over, seeing Hunter and Taylor sitting down in the sun. Laying down next to each other, pulling their sunglasses over their eyes as Rose and Anna went sprinting for the water. They were halfway there when Liam and Zayn caught up. "NO ROSE!" Zayn screamed, stopping quickly and running the other way. "The water is evil," He said sarcastically as Rose draped her arms around his neck. Liam did the same with Anna, except he keeping running towards the water. I laughed to myself, before looking over at Louis, a large evil smile painted across his face.
    His eyes glanced down at Hunter, and Taylor laying peacefully in the sand. I felt the same smile spread across my face as Louis grabbed Taylor out of the sand, taking off for the water. I did the same with Hunter, throwing her over my shoulder, and taking off.
    "Niall!" She shrieked as I kept running. "Put me down!"
    "Where's the fun in that Princess?" I said as my feet hit the water and I kept running. I felt the water around my waist, and I dropped Hunter. Her hole body being se-merged by the cool waves. She jumped back up, pushing me over, falling over in the process. "Can I help you?" I asked holding Hunter as we both stood up.
    "You know, I hate you sometimes," She mumbled shivering slightly as I picked her up, walking further into the water. "Where are you going?" She asked, still shivering slightly as I 'accidentally' dropped her. "NIALL!" She yelled trying to stand up out of the cold water. I grabbed one of her hands, pulling her up, wresting my hands on her hips. I felt her arms wrap themselves around my neck, and I gently lifted her up, walking back to the dry land. I grabbed one of the warm towels and draping it around her shoulders.
    "You hate me still?" I asked gently, wresting my forehead against hers, holding her close to my body.
    "Maybe a little," She whispered burying her face in the crock of my neck and shoulder.
    "Well thats okay," I mumbled kissing her cheek as she looked up. "Cause I love you"
    " Well then," Hunter giggled lightly standing on her tiptoes, kissing my nose. "I love you too"
    Rose's P.O.V.
    "What if I taught you to swim?" I asked gently as Zayn sat down in the sand. "Would it be evil then?"
    "Yes," Zayn said straight faced. "Because what if in the process of you teaching me to swim the evil water eats up both," He pouted wrapping his arms tightly around my waist.
    "What if I promise that the water won't?"
    "Liar!" Zayn yelled sarcastically, cupping my face in his hands. "The water has a mind of it's own," He whispered leaning in resting his forehead against mine. I blinked, trying to avoid his soft gaze, the feel of his warm hands against my skin. "Kiss me," He finally whispered as we sat in the sun light before leaning in and pressing his silky lips to mine.
    Author's Notes ~ Feedback + ideas please! they would be greatly apprictiated
    Polyvore ~ http://www.polyvore.com/anna_in_would/set?id=71213164
    http://www.polyvore.com/chapter/set?id=71214551
    http://www.polyvore.com/chapter/set?id=71210875
    http://www.polyvore.com/chapter/set?id=66801340

  18. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Torn♥
    I feel like you all saw this coming... just with the lack of posting, but I always have writers block and surprise surprise, I'm gonna stop writing this story. I have an idea for a new one, so I think I'm gonna start it. I'll try and have a prolog up tonight. I'm pulling an all nighter, which really isn't surprising either because I haven't really slept all week... but, anyways I'll try and write a couple chapters for the new story tonight. Any title ideas? Anything really. Just wanna hear from you guys! Thanks Loves. And I pinky swear I will finish my next story

  19. Decay * Decay *
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    I'm in love with the idea of happiness, and happy with the idea of love, does that make sense?

  20. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2015 3:16pm UTC
    When someone asked me who you are
    I said "My--" and then I fiucking froze
    because there was no way I could force the word "friend"
    to pass my lips again. We aren't friends, we never were.
    We never looked at each other like friends.

:)

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