Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Husband Quotes

  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2023 8:50am UTC
    "जो लोग अपने बीवी के इशारे पे घर चलाते और खुद का दिमाग नहीं चला सकते ,
    वो सारे निठल्ले या जोरू के गुलाम (बेवक़ूफ़) ही अधिकतर कौन सा राष्ट्रीय दल सरकार बनाये, वे कैसे देश चलाये और समाचार चैनल पर चलते बकवास खबर पर बेफजूल चर्चा एवं बहस करते अक्सर नजर आते"
    - अनुज सोमानी

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2017 8:09am UTC
    "A female is usually good as a daughter but rarely good as a wife." - Anuj Somany

  3. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2017 10:48pm UTC
    "It has always been viewed that as wife includes more her mother’s advice into her family matters, it increases more feuds with her husband and she becomes more rude towards own children only."
    ~Anuj Somany

  4. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2016 9:23am UTC
    “He who thinks by not talking to his wife or girlfriend can make her realize and apologize for her mistakes only, is in a fool’s paradise.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2016 10:23pm UTC
    "A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC
    "Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2016 1:06am UTC
    "A woman is never so honest in words to her man as when she is made by him the angriest person."
    ~Anuj Somany

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2016 1:16am UTC
    "The day the women start accepting their mistakes first ;
    Take A Bet, a lot of businesses of men who bank on the marital problems of others will start going bust."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2016 10:18pm UTC
    "History seems to suggest blatantly
    that a man gains the level of wisdom in proportion to the height & length of own freedom from the bondage of woman. "
    ~Anuj Somany

  10. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    "A man who claims to be happy with his married life is either pretending or having no proper understanding about the nature of woman especially his wife."
    ~Anuj Somany

  11. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2015 1:39am UTC
    "Every man has an option i.e LIFE or WIFE; but if he wants both of his own, then his living has to have RIFE of STRIFE.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  12. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2015 9:25am UTC
    you make it look easy
    changing my life ♥

  13. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2015 12:16am UTC
    "A foolproof formula to keep MARRIED LIFE intact is to undeniably accept that a husband has to always prove himself to be a fool to his wife and never expect her to reflect to correct herself at any time."
    ~Anuj Somany

  14. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 10:05pm UTC
    "A boy with his girlfriend or a husband with his wife can be happy forever in their locked relationship only if he loves her as much as she loves solely to herself always and this sensibly looks impossible."
    ~Anuj Somany

  15. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 4:35pm UTC
    "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUDDY, YOU'RE SWEET AND ADORABLE.
    YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND YOU'RE THE BEST GF I COULD HAVE.
    SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIG PART OF MY LIFE FOR A LONG TIME
    AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SPEND MY LIFE WITH HER
    BUT NOW I SEE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE AND NOW
    I LOVE YOU WITH
    ALL
    MY
    HEART"
    THIS IS WHAT MY BF TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT THAT I SAW THIS MORNING
    I HAD SUCH A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE WHEN I READ THAT THIS MORNING
    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUDDY DON'T EVER FORGET THAT
    WE MAY FIGHT LIKE HUSBAND AND WIFE
    BUT WE PROTECT EACHOTHER
    LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER

  16. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2014 11:12pm UTC
    Dear Future Husband,
    I pray that you are as loving as you are loyal. I pray that you are as handsome as you are honest.
    I pray that you have an unbreakable bond with God as well as with your family. I pray that you're
    intelligent enough to teach me to learn more and be more, while not being too stubborn to listen &
    learn from me as well. I pray that when I ask you things you do them out of love, and when you're
    mad at me you won't do things out of spite. I pray that your actions are so powerful that your words
    never lose their meaning. I pray that you have a sense of humor that can move mountains on days
    where I don't even want to move out of bed. I pray that you protect my heart as if it were your own.
    I pray that you understand and accept me as if I were a spitting image of you. I pray that you love
    me enough that you'll never turn your back on me, cause the bond we have is way more important
    than any disagreement, confrontation, or misunderstanding. And Lord, I pray our love is living proof
    that true love does exist.

  17. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    My future husband is probably texting to some girl who he thinks is his true love.
    hahaha

  18. riddles riddles
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 11:52am UTC
    Okay! You guys are soo smart! Here is the answer!!!
    HUSBAND
    Here are the people who got it right:
    *DuckRepairer
    *Cargirl14
    The person who gets the most riddles right this whole week gets a HUGE shoutout. I mean bold,ITALICS, and UNDERLINE stay tuned for next riddle. The "most riddles answered" winner will be mentioned on friday! :) :P

  19. Allauralove Allauralove
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    i just want my future husband to know, that when its my time of the month i might lay on the floor crying over a spoon

  20. *Olivia* *Olivia*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 4:00pm UTC
    I hardly ever answer to anyone when I've got headphones in...Because I'm usually listening to my husbands music...Ed Sheeran *-*

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles