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Best Humanity Quotes Ever

  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Women give birth.
    We would literally have the power to end the human race,
    if we all decided in unison to boycott humanity.
    So boys, you better start treating your girls right.
    You have no clue who you're f/cking with.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    My parents don't realize that I'm perfectly happy
    avoiding humanity

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 11:44am UTC
    “You follow the rules of war for you — not your enemy.
    You fight by rules to keep your humanity.”
    — Lt. Gustav Roedel

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Heart touching storyOne day, a poor boy who was selling
    goods from door to door to pay his
    way through school, found he had
    only one thin dime left, and he was
    hungry.
    He decided he would ask for a meal
    at the next house. However, he lost
    his nerve when a lovely young
    woman opened the door. Instead of
    a meal he asked for a drink of
    water.
    She thought he looked hungry so
    brought him a large glass of milk He
    drank it slowly, and then asked,
    "How much do I owe you?" "You
    don't owe me anything," she replied
    "Mother has taught us never to
    accept payment for a kindness."
    He said... "Then I thank you from
    my heart."
    As Howard Kelly left that house, he
    not only felt; stronger physically, but
    his faith in God and man was strong
    also. He had been ready to give up
    and quit.
    Years later that young woman
    became critically ill. The local
    doctors were baffled. They finally
    sent her to the big city, where they
    called in specialists to study her rare
    disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called
    in for the consultation.
    When he heard the name of the
    town she came from, a strange light
    filled his eyes. Immediately he rose
    and went down the hall of the
    hospital to her room. Dressed in his
    doctor's gown he went in to see
    her.
    He recognized her at once. He went
    back to the consultation room
    determined to do his best to save
    her life. From that day he gave
    special attention to the case.
    After a long struggle, the battle was
    won. Dr. Kelly requested the
    business office to pass the final bill
    to him for approval.
    He looked at it, then wrote
    something on the edge and the bill
    was sent to her room. She feared to
    open it, for she was sure it would
    take the rest of her life to pay for
    it all. Finally, she looked, and
    something caught her attention on
    the side as she read these words......
    " Paid in full with one glass of milk."
    (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
    Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her
    happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
    GOD, that Your love has spread
    abroad through human hearts and
    hands."

  5. kamilagirl225 kamilagirl225
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    A New York Taxi Driver wrote this..
    I arrived at the address and honked the horn.After waiting a few minutes, I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about driving away, but instead I parked my car and walked up to the door and knocked.. "Just a minute" answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
    After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of 1940's movie.
    By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one lived there for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.
    There were no clocks on the wall, no knickknacks, or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware.
    'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.
    She took my arm and we slowly walked toward the curb.
    She kept thanking me for my kindness. 'It's nothing' I told her.. I just treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.
    'Oh you're such a good boy' she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me her address and then asked 'Can you drive downtown?'
    'It's not the shortest way.' I answered quickly
    'Oh, I don't mind.' she said. 'I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to the hospice.'
    I looked in the rear view window. Her eyes were glistening. 'I don't have any family left,' she continued in a soft voice, 'the doctor said I don't have much time left.' I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.
    'What route would you like me to take.' I asked.
    For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she once worked as an elevator operator.
    We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds. She had pulled me up front of a funiture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.
    Sometimes she asked me to drive slow in front of a particualr building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.
    At the first hint of the sun was creasing the horzion, she suddenly said 'I'm tired. Lets go now.'
    We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed a portico.
    Two orderlies came out of the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move. They must have been excepting her.
    I opened the trunk and took out the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.
    'How much do I owe you?' she asked, reaching into her purse.
    'Nothing.' I said.
    'You have to make a living.' She answered.
    'There are other passengers.' I responded.
    Almost without thinking, I bent down and gave her a hug. She held onto me tightly.
    'You gave an old woman a little moment of joy.' she said. 'Thank you.'
    I squeezed her hand and then walked into the morning dim light.. Behid me, the door shut. It was the sound of the closing of a life.
    I didn't pick any passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of the day, I could hardly talked. What of that woman got an angry driver, or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?
    On a quick review, I don't think that I have done anything more important in my life.
    We conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.
    But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    format by ethanol k
    I know in my heart that man is good,
    that what is right will always eventually triumph over evil, and there is purpose
    and worth to each and every life.

  7. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 9:05am UTC
    B E I N G H U M A N I S
    given .
    B U T K E E P I N G O U R H U M A N I T Y
    i s a c h o i c e .

  8. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:54am UTC
    And isn't it strange how strangers can be so much kinder and merciful than those you have known your whole life?

  9. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    I get paranoid sometimes, and I'm convinced everyone hates me. My therapist says I have social anxiety, I think I'm just smart enough to know the face of human nature is so horrifyingly ugly.

  10. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 8:26am UTC
    If you live for their acceptance you'll die from their rejection.

  11. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Just think about it, though.
    We can stop a speeding bullet, us, our bodies, and, if we can't,
    we can at least slow it. We're enough to make a dagger stop moving
    and we're too thick for rain to pass through. We're not weak, no, not
    at all. In fact, we're stronger than we think, better than we believe.

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 8:03pm UTC
    I'm quirky, silly,
    blunt and broken. My days are sometimes too dark and my nights are sometimes too long. I often trip over my own insecurities. I require attention, long for passion, and wish to be desired. I use music to speak when words fail me, even though words are as important to me as the air I breathe. I love hard and with all that I have; and even with my faults, I am worth loving.

  13. FlorenceSong FlorenceSong
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    “Humanity takes itself too seriously.
    It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.”

  14. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    72 years since the attack on Pearl Harbor. I say a prayer for all those
    boys who lost their lives early on that Sunday morning so long ago.
    Rest In Peace

  15. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    I have lost all respect for Justin Bieber
    1. Spitting on your fans:
    Their the ones who keep you on top. Plus, spitting on the fans from your OWN country. That's
    really low.
    2. Peeing in janitor's bucket:
    Sorry he didn't have the talent or even the chance to be on top like you and has to live as a janitor.
    He should still have some respect though, cleaning after your mess. Let him do his job.
    3. Stopping on the middle of the road just because a car is following you:
    You should respect the road. You're a human being and if you have a problem, there is still something
    called, ''the police.''
    I lost faith in humanity.

  16. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 8:24am UTC
    If we were meant to be compared,then could
    someone provide an explanation on why
    7 billion people have different finger prints?

  17. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    please don't use
    big words if you don't
    know what they mean.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  18. *anachronism* *anachronism*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 10:33am UTC
    The anchors have fallen
    The rain but a mist
    Your lips are now blue,
    From the oceans you've kissed
    The tides have wavered,
    The sky is now dark
    For a human cannot bear,
    The sound of it's own heart.
    (a.r)

  19. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    whatever happened to the
    values of humainity
    whatever happened to the
    fairness and equality
    INSTEAD OF SPREADING LOVE,
    WE'RE SPREADING ANIMOSITY
    lack of understanding,
    leading us away from unity.

  20. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05am UTC
    "I've lost my faith in
    humanity," they say.
    I h a v e n ' t.
    I haven't because two fifth graders made it possible for an entire playground to be built and a clinic for the children of Liberia who lived through a 14-year, horrible, civil war. I haven't because our middle school raised enough money to pay for four surguries for babies who couldn't afford them. I haven't because more than 100 people in our school ran to save a baby's life. I haven't because there were people who ran to raise awareness for breast cancer. I haven't because students were willing to travel to remote areas to dig canals for safe drinking water. I haven't because one girl's parents randomly donated 2000 rmb (that's chinese dollars) for a surgury a baby needed to live.
    I haven't, and you shouldn't either.

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