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Best Human Quotes This Year

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    fun fact of the day: the human brain cannot makeup faces, therefore every person you see in your dreams is someone you have seen before. THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY AND THEY LOOK AT YOUR FACE THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE YOU IN A DREAM THEY HAVE OK

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    The human brain is amazing.
    It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
    and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:44am UTC
    If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, they're lonely deep inside..
    If a person sleeps a lot, they are sad..
    If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, they keep secrets..
    If someone can't cry, they're weak..
    If someone eats in an abnormal manner, they're tense..
    If someone cries on little things, they're innocent & soft-hearted.
    If someone becomes angry over silly or pretty (small) things, it means they need love..
    Try to understand people.

  4. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
    Monsters breathe too.

  5. AwkwardTouchTuesday AwkwardTouchTuesday
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    "Sorry"
    is said 10 times a day by the average human.
    You say it when you accedentially bump into someone in the hall.
    You say it when your foot is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    When you kick someone's leg under the table and didn't mean to.
    When your standing in someone's way.
    Even if you walk into a pole,
    you apologize to it.
    But then you get into a fight
    with a friend
    with a boyfriend
    with a parent
    and the words "I'm Sorry" seem impossible.

  6. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    You are a human
    with one life, and it is
    up to you to make it the
    best life you can.
    -Dan Howell

  7. Nina Elizabeth* Nina Elizabeth*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    FACT: x scientists x have x proven x that
    human;
    minds are linked with each other through neuron activities.
    (_.·´¯`·×» So if you're thinking of someone all day long,
    That person is probably thinking of you too.
    [♥] [♥] [♥]

  8. Chelsea_Loves_You Chelsea_Loves_You
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Psychological Fact:
    When a person cries and the first drop of tears
    comes from the right eye,
    it's from happiness.
    But when the first tear is from the left eye, it's
    from pain.
    If you cry from both eyes at the same
    time,
    You probably stepped on a lego.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    we are not
    human beings
    living a
    spirtual life
    we are
    spiritual beings
    living a
    human life
    kerli koiv

  10. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 5:57pm UTC
    Growing up
    is merely watching your heroes turn human
    right before your eyes.

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Have you ever done something really stupid? Well everyone has, if they admit it or they don't, they have. It's part of being human. Making mistakes, regretting things, but that also means you have to learn from your mistakes, and don't keep repeating them because not everyone is going to forgive you, and you may need them someday.

  12. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    'CAUSE I'M ONLY
    HUMAN, AND I BLEED WHEN I FALL DOWN,

  13. ajxo* ajxo*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    But I'm only human
    And I bleed when I fall down
    I'm only human
    And I crash and I break down
    Your words in my head, knives in my heart
    You build me up and then I fall apart
    'Cause I'm only human

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    If they say, "You are what you eat",
    what does it take to be a human?

  15. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    I am the human contradiction
    I have no self confidence,
    yet I have a massive ego
    I want to turn my life around,
    yet I want to die
    I want people to think I have no weakness
    yet all I want to do is cry
    I want to be the best at everything,
    yet I dont want to try
    I want to stop hurting myself
    but that's all I seem to do
    I don't want people seeing my scars
    yet I want them to know I'm scared
    When I wake up, I want to be happy,
    But I don't want to wake up anymore.
    -G.S.

  16. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    Human: Whoa, my stomach just made a dying whale sound!
    Whale: Whoa, my stomach just made a dying human sound!

  17. *Death* *Death*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    If you're human.
    nmf.

  18. _KaterinaB_ _KaterinaB_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    I hate it when
    websites asks "Are you a human?"
    No.I am a Potato.

  19. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 9:05am UTC
    B E I N G H U M A N I S
    given .
    B U T K E E P I N G O U R H U M A N I T Y
    i s a c h o i c e .

  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 1:12pm UTC

    Being hurt inevitably breeds feelings of hatred towards your attacker. But when we hurt others, we have to deal with their hatred for us, and our own feelings of guilt. Knowing what it feels like to be hurt is exactly why we try to be kind to others. That’s what makes us human.

:)

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