Best Hospital Quotes Ever

Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 9:35pm UTC

--------------------Stop The Hate/ Stop The Pain--------------------
I was visiting my friend who's in the hospital when I see this little girl in her room all by herself.
I was kinda just standing there wondering why a sweet little girl was in the hospital.
I was about to leave when she saw me and smiled.
I smiled back, but it soon dropped when I saw her face.
It was covered in bruises and cuts.
She turned to me and said:
"My Daddy turned out to be the evil monster living under my bed"
Then she went back to playing with her horses.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Today, sitting in a hospital bed,
( I REALIZED SOMETHING. )
it really is all fun and games until
someone gets hurt.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:24pm UTC

In the hospital for a while
:c
Bored outta my mind

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 11:02am UTC

Oh my god.
The doctors think that I'll survive.
They said that I look better,
and I still have a chance to fight.
I went to one of those breast-cancer walk-a-thons,
and many people praised me...
I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO VERY MUCH....
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 1:52pm UTC

nmq
How i learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other
day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13......13!".
The fence was too high up to see over, but
I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through
to see what was going on...
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick,
Then they all started shouting, "14...14....14!".

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JazzySnow
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Good Times +Crazy Friends =Someone going to the hospital

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bubbleheart*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Goodbye witty, im in the hospital room waiting for news.
So im probaby going to be in rehab for either a little while, or 18 months or more. But i want you all to know i love you so much, thankyou for supporting me.
I love you all with all of my heart.
Ill try to be strong for all of you❤

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lil_purple_flower
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 2:15am UTC

And the truth is airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls. And the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of the churches.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 11:26am UTC

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.

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bubbleheart*
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:46pm UTC

I need help. I need to go back. I kind of want to get better but then i dont. I cant put my family through another hospital but i cant make them live with me like this.
I dont know what to do.

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1DisSleepingWithSirens_
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 10:52pm UTC

so i went to the hospital today and i saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
this one can't run away

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xoxoAnna
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 1:48pm UTC

*Walks into class and leaves the door open*
Teacher: Were you born in a field?!
Me: No, a hospital with swinging doors..

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 6:45pm UTC

If I said out loud half the things I think in my head I would probably be put in:
A.) ISS (In School Suspension)
B.) Prison
C.) Mental Hospital
D.) All of the above

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 9:04am UTC

I was in the hospital yesterday to see my mom
(sick) and I saw a cute guy with a cast on his leg
and my first thought was,
"Hey, this one can't run away."

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Jesse_James
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:39pm UTC

Boy: So, I hear you like bad boys?
Girl: Uhm yeah?
Boy: Well, I don't want to impress you or anything but I ran with scissors today
Girl: My sister is in the hospital because someone stabbed her while running with scissors.
Boy: That was your sister?!
Girl: ...
nmf/nmq

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
July 25, 2014 1:45pm UTC

me: wanna know how punk I am?
me:*punches a wall*
me: drive me to the hospital

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eliseledoux81xo
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 4:42pm UTC

Had a doctor's appointment today, went down pretty well..
Until I wanted to leave the hospital.
so I as trying to get out on the ground level and I thought I knew my way around.
I opened this big heavy door, inside it was icy cold.
Me, still oblivious to where I was I kept walking. A doctor stopped me and said "How may I help you,"
I was confused, so I said "Where am I?" He looked at me in confuzalation and said come with me. I started walking and he said to me " So your a co-op student, what makes you want to be in this feild?"
...
I stoppped walking. "What feild? What do you mean co-op? and Where are we going?" I was demanding. "Wait your not a co-op student?" he asked. "NOOOO! " I said stern. "Where are we going?!!!!!"
...
"The Morgue."
................
"WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
"Why where are you trying to go!"
"I WANNNA GO HOME !!!"
____________________________________________________________
By the way people ; this is a true story.. happened this morning, not even funny.
-.-

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charlieisnotaunicorn
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 12:33am UTC

a temporary cure for anything:
earbuds in, lay in bed, close your eyes, just listen.

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Emilyisakittycat
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:47pm UTC

why was the horse put into a mental hospital?
...
he was un-STABLE
...
ba dum tiss

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LostUntilTheEnd
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Next week I'll be going into the hospital for two weeks, I dont know if I'll be able to be on Witty. But I'll miss you guys ♥

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