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Hospital Quotes

  1. molly69 molly69
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I told my Best Friend the truth
    she told me
    "be carefull"
    you can land yourself in the hospital
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

  2. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:27am UTC
    I've been asleep with the lights on for days on end now and I should have listened to someone who could see this happening. Won't you mend my broken head?
    If I wake up will your face fill this room?

  3. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:19am UTC
    Plugged into machines at the side of the bed,
    Woke up from a dream, coud have sworn I was dead.
    How long has it been, because I miss you to death...
    A miracle or so they say.

  4. JazzySnow JazzySnow
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Good Times +Crazy Friends =Someone going to the hospital

  5. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Okay forget about the lame corny story about me and Derek. I realized that I really don't want to write it . sorry.
    So this is what happened.
    A few days ago I found out I'm in remission.
    It was honestly the greatest moment of my life.
    I was crying and Derek was hugging me so hard it almost hurt.
    He ran down the hallway pushing me in a wheelchair (that wasn't mine) screaming
    "SHE'S FREE!"
    and I was laughing and smiling and I was happy.
    We got yelled at by five different nurses
    and we were trying so hard not to laugh.
    Then they left, and my mom went to the bathroom,
    and it was just me and Derek.
    And I was just so happy and energetic, I thought,
    "F.uck it"
    and walked over to him and kissed him, and he kissed back.
    So, I can't really call him my brother anymore.

  6. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    Im glad that
    1. Jai is handling this well and maturly
    2. Jariana wasnt my otp (they were still cute tho ugh)
    3. Ariana and Nathan are halfway across the world from me at the moment bc otherwise someone would end up in the hospital and someone in jail if they were anywhere near me

  7. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 9:04am UTC
    I was in the hospital yesterday to see my mom
    (sick) and I saw a cute guy with a cast on his leg
    and my first thought was,
    "Hey, this one can't run away."

  8. Golfish27 Golfish27
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 9:20am UTC
    There was once a surgeon
    who had to operate a little girl
    She desperately needed some 0-blood
    and they didn't have any at the hospital
    but her twin brother did.
    The surgeon told him it was a matter
    of life and death
    So the child sat quietly
    and said goodbye to his parents
    After the surgeon took his blood
    and gave it to the other medics for the surgery
    the little child went by him and asked
    "So when will I die?"
    He thought he was giving his life for hers.

  9. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    I would just like to thank Derek for being the only person that isn't treating me different just because I'm sick. He still makes fun of me, and called me an alien when he first saw me after I shaved my head, and he doesn't cry when he comes to visit me. He treats me like how he always did, and I'm really grateful for that.

  10. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    holy sh/t guys I finally found where to plug my ps3 in the ancient tv and I can play GTA V
    I'm seriously so happy right now.

  11. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 8:07am UTC
    Hey guys. I probably won't be posting a lot in the next few days. I'm checking into the hospital today. But I'm still probably going to be on witty a ton of the time, I just don't think there will be much to post about unless you want to hear about how much I hate it all. So... see yeah.

  12. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    I'm so sick of hospitals.
    I'm sick of being poked with needles,
    and being shoved into big loud machines.
    I feel like I'm being probed by aliens.

  13. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 8:04am UTC
    I have a stink in' docters appointment. Grrrrr ô_ô

  14. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:12am UTC
    im at a hospital:(

  15. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:30am UTC
    The worst thing abut going to the hospital.....
    Their sense of...fashion!!!!!!!
    I never want to go to a hospital because you have to wear those gown things. And they don't button up in back and we all know what that means...right? O_O

  16. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 11:37am UTC
    2days until school
    first day of school is the 14th
    The 14th I have to go to the hospital
    YAY :/

  17. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Buddy I miss you. Please, I can't lose you. You're my best friend...
    I love you Dustin.

  18. Sarah Elizabeth♡* Sarah Elizabeth♡*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:34am UTC
    Late night emergency room runs,
    gotta love them. -___-

  19. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Boy: So, I hear you like bad boys?
    Girl: Uhm yeah?
    Boy: Well, I don't want to impress you or anything but I ran with scissors today
    Girl: My sister is in the hospital because someone stabbed her while running with scissors.
    Boy: That was your sister?!
    Girl: ...
    nmf/nmq

  20. Wheeling Wheeling
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    And then I found out how hard it is to
    really change. Even hell can get comfy once
    you’ve settled in. I just wanted the numb
    inside me to leave. No matter how f/cked you
    get, there's always hell when you come
    back down. The funny thing is, all I ever wanted,
    I already had. There's glimpes of heaven in
    everything. In the friend that I have, the music
    I make, the love that I feel. I just had to start again.

:)

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