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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    A moment of silence for all the teenagers
    whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

  5. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    I wanna be a panda
    bear so 'freakin bad,
    eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
    I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
    SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
    OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
    I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
    A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
    THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
    FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  7. Demitriaa_Lee Demitriaa_Lee
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    OMG, TEARS.
    "My sweet husband, John, and I were married for 46 years. Each Valentine's Day, he'd sent me the most beautiful flowers containing a note with five simple words: 'my love for you grows'. Four children, 46 bouquets and a lifetime of love were his legacy to me when he passed away two years ago. "On my first Valentines Day alone, 10 months after I lost him, I was shocked to receive a gorgeous bouquet addressed to me... from John. Angry and heartbroken, I called the florist to say there had been a mistake. The flourist replied, 'No, ma'am, it's not a mistake. before he passed away, your husband prepaid for many years and asked us to guarantee that you'd continue getting bouquets every Valentine's Day'. With my heart in my throat, I hung up the phone and read the attached card. It said, 'My love for you is eternal.'"
    I want this.

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Perks of not having a thigh gap:
    When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    We’re just afraid,
    period.
    Our fear is free floating.
    We’re afraid this isn’t the right relationship,
    or we’re afraid it is.
    We’re afraid they won’t like us,
    or we’re afraid they will.
    We’re afraid of failure
    or we’re afraid of success.
    We’re afraid of dying young or growing old.
    We’re more afraid of life than
    we are of death.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Have you ever
    wondered about the things we tell ourselves
    before we fall asleep?
    We whisper the words in the dark,
    telling ourselves that we’re happy,
    or that he’s happy,
    that people will change their minds.
    We persuade ourselves that we can live
    without the people who have left.
    Each night before we fall asleep
    we lie to ourselves in a desperate hope
    that maybe,in the morning,
    it will all be true.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    You might be thinking
    ‘When he looks at me,
    I bet you he doesn’t feel a thing.’
    But do any of us really know that?
    He could be looking at you and wishing
    you two would be together.
    He could be looking at you thinking
    you are so beautiful.
    You never know what’s he’s thinking at,
    when he sees you...

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Jessie J
    is such a good role model, she shaved her head for charity
    and she still looks beautiful without her hair

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    A Dairy Queen employee witnessed a blind customer
    drop a $20 bill and a woman picked it up and placed
    it in her purse. The employee politely asked her to give it
    back and when she refused, he asked her to leave the
    restaurant. The employee then took a $20 bill out of
    his own wallet and gave it to the man.
    Ladies and gentlemen, there is hope for the human race.

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    I’m getting a fu.cking divorce.
    - my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno

  19. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    If I could have just
    one wish,
    I would wish to wake up everyday
    to the sound of your breath on my neck,
    the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
    the touch of your fingers on my skin,
    and the feel of your heart beating with mine,
    knowing that I could never find that feeling
    with anyone other than
    you.

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