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Best Homework Quotes This Month

  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    I love how teachers assign homework
    Without putting it into consideration that I have a Witty Profiles account to run.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:24am UTC
    Yes, teacher, I could've done my homework last night. I also could have murdered your family last night. Let's be okay with the fact I did neither.

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Me: I have to do homework
    Witty Profiles: *Seducing me*
    Me: Must.not.click
    Me: *clicks*

  7. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    dear crush, your nickname i gave you is homework because im not doing you but i should be

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    how do people do their homework immediately after they get home?
    i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    And then there's the
    we-haven't-spoken-in-8-months-but-I-need-the-math-homework text
    kind of shame

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:00am UTC
    Elementary school- *crying* I DIDN'T DO HOMEWORK!!!!
    middle school- i didn't do it. . .
    High school- we had homework?
    format credit
    rajsonkar

  11. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Homework:
    Read page 162 in textbook
    = No Homework
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirlformat by ponypig___ __ _format by ponypigtialgirl

  12. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Me: I should probably do my homework now...
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: WOAHH MY GOD! THIS WALL IS SO COOL!

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Teacher: "There's only one problem for homework tonight!"
    First problem: Includes parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y , and z. But z includes parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Me : tries to do homewrok
    Relax! Something went wrong

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Me: *does homework*
    Teacher: Eh just keep it for studying.
    Me: *doesn't do homework*
    Teacher: Okay, kids. This homework will count as 80% of your grade.

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    Mom: Are you doing homework up there?
    Me: Of course!
    Mom: Good.
    Me: *Laughs as I fave another quote on Witty*

  17. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 1:20am UTC
    Homework: "Do me, do me. "
    Internet: "Don't listen to that sl/t ."
    format credit
    rajsonkar

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    wait a minute this isn’t my homework
    this is witty
    how did this happen

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Me: I have to do a rock essay. I have to guess the rock's life or something, like how it went through a volcano and stuff because it's an igneous rock.
    Dad: You could maybe give the rock some character. Like say his dad always thought he was a chip off the old block!! HAHAH. Or how about this one!! He went to a party in the volcano and he got stoned HAHAHAHA

  20. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    i have so much homework
    now what movie should i watch

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