Best Homestuck Quotes Ever

Mac_is_a_nerd
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 9:11pm UTC

I ain't going to heaven.
I sold my soul to Hussie.

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:03am UTC

WHY WOULD ANYONE GO TO SEAWORLD?
you see a bunch of fat wet animals and then you go home
who gives a crap?

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 12:35am UTC

imagine cauliflower-eared genitalia in a hat

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HomestuckQuotes
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 6:15pm UTC

VRISKA: I only ever wanted to do the right thing no matter how it made people judge me, and I don't need a magic ring to do that.
VRISKA: You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant.
VRISKA: And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
VRISKA: You just have to know who you are and stay true to that.
VRISKA: So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how.
VRISKA: 8y 8eing me.

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:47pm UTC

im wearing myself out with this garbage and theres so much more filth to paw through.

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:51pm UTC

this is why you dont go to sea world
because some fat soaking monster will eat you

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:59pm UTC

The squirrel has his game.

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 4:02pm UTC

That is so sweet man how
about a bro hug bump

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thgcfmj123
posted a quote
July 23, 2014 5:58pm UTC

Waiting for the final homestuck update is..... Sorry please wait for an update on the qoute to continue reading.

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cool5103
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 5:04pm UTC

Hemospectrum

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terminallyCapricious
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:43am UTC

AT: tHE SLAMS WERE TRULY PRIME, aND,
AT: yOUR RELIGIOUS VIEWS, tHOUGH i DON'T SHARE THEM, aRE,
AT: rEASONABLY INSPIRATIONAL,
AT: i THINK i'M IN THE PROCESS OF RELEASING AT LEAST ONE TEAR,
TC: Me tOo, BrO, yOu mOtHeR FúCkIn kNoW ThErE Be sOmE Of mY EyE's RoYaL JeLlY To gO WiTh yOuR EmOtIoNaL pEaNuT BuTtEr.
AT: wHOA, aHA, hA,
TC: ThIs iS BeAuTiFuL, dUdE, i fEeL So aT ChIlL WiTh yOu.
AT: yEAH, fRIENDLINESS WITH YOU IS, pRETTY MUCH ALWAYS NICE, aND FUN TO HAVE,
TC: HeY...
TC: WhEn wE Up aNd sTaRt tO KiCk aT ThIs rEd TeAm NoIsE,
TC: YoU ShOuLd mAkE YoUr wAy tO GeT YoUr hAnG On aT My hIvE.
AT: oH, yES, tOTALLY,
TC: We cOuLd sPlIt a tIn oF ThE PiMpEsT SnEeZe i gOt oN HaNd, BaKeD Up aLl sPeCiAl fOr yOu.
TC: AnD ThEn mAyBe mAkE OuT A LiTtLe.
AT: uH,
TC: ;o)

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lizzeyabe
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

i'M PRETENDING THAT AS HARD AS i CAN, iN THE MOST CONFIDENT WAY,
AT: wHICH MAKES IT PARTIALLY MORE TRUE,

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Oakey Rose*

posted a quote
March 18, 2014 5:31pm UTC

One of me is my enemy
The other me is a pretty cool guy but,
I haven’t seen him around lately.
We don’t see eye to eye.
There’s too much noise and too much spit
But I think I’ve got the hang of it.
Or at least I thought I did
Until you up and kicked the bucket.
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa (x2)
What do you see in him? What could I say
To convince you not to harp his way?
Never been to good at the ebb and sway
Much prefer the electrical current
Bees are buzzing in my mind.
That double crossing and two timing.
Prospectors pan shifting through sand
Searching for the golden nugget.
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa
Little brains build little bridges trying to connect
But I’m already on the other side
You’d know a lot about that, right?
I’m twice the man that he is!
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa
For you double time… Would that be fine?
Primarily, I’m primary.
Though some may say I’m incomplete,
And should be in a jar.
Label me “DO NOT EAT.”
Hope has struck me in the face.
And with his ace of clubs he’s shoved me
Back into the race ‘cause
Second place still wins a trophy.
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa(x2)
I might have overheated now, remind me how I died.
Was it my motherboard or just my RAM?
Now I’ve found a player two in you, I’m glad I fried.
I’m using every second that I can
Of double time… Double Time… Double time…
Double trouble, bursting bubbles.
Where you go I’ll follow
Hollow-eyed and now I’m fine.
I’m only making up for lost time!
Tick and tock and red and blue
The colors and the sounds I never knew
When they were all I saw
Now sightless eyed and empty jawed.
Little brains build little bridges trying to connect
But I’m already on the other side.
Double Time
Double Time.
("Double Time"-PhiemieC)

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cool5103
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 7:39pm UTC

I wanna be a bottle blonde
I don’t know why but I feel conned
I wanna be an idle teen
I wish I hadn’t been so clean
I wanna stay inside all day
I want the world to go away
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
I wanna be a real fake
Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Feeling super, super (super!) suicidal
The wasted years, the wasted youth
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
And the day has come where I have died
Only to find I’ve come alive

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cool5103
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 7:34pm UTC

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terminallyCapricious
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:07am UTC

TC: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFÚCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFÚCKERS.
TC: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfúckin blood.
TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HOOOOOOOOOOONK

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Gal_in_Wonderland
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 12:13pm UTC

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 7:20pm UTC

DISCORD
Im Howlin At The Moon
&Sleeping In The Middle Of A Summer Afternoon
DISCORD
Whatever Did We Do
To Make You Take Our World Away?

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PinkzeeSlimepie
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Vriska: *Throws Tavros off clif*
Me: VRISKA WHY DID YOU THROW TAV OFF A CLIFF?
Vriska: 8ECAUSE I LOVE HIM
Me: WAT

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crazynarwhal524
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 5:26pm UTC

"I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!!
I TOLD YOU MAN!
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!!!"
-Hella Jeff

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