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Best Homestuck Quotes Ever

  1. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    I'm learning more new words from homestuck than I am from my honors english teacher

  2. Mac_is_a_nerd Mac_is_a_nerd
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Dad: "What's this homestuck thing I see you posting on facebook about all the time? . ."
    Me: *pats his shoulder* "SIT DOWN YOUNG GRUB AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK."
    Dad: "I think I just made a big mistake."

  3. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 9:32am UTC
    So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was wearing these cool triangle sunglasses
    that I bought a few days before.
    Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a hug,
    and yells at the top of his lungs,
    "OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!"
    and then he just ran off.
    ...
    It took me a whole five minutes before I knew what he meant.

  4. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:44am UTC
    homestuck anyone

  5. .* .*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    People: Omg, the Directioners are soooo violent.
    Me: You obviously haven't met the Homestuck fans.

  6. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    EB: /raises eyebrows
    CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
    EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible.

  7. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 9:40am UTC
    Directioners: Our fandom is the best!
    Believers: No, our fandom is way better!
    Swfties: Our's the best!
    Mahomies: Our is obviously the best out of all the fandoms.
    Me: Please, my homestuck fandom is better than all of y'all.

  8. Soaring_On_Owls_Wings Soaring_On_Owls_Wings
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Raindrops of Cerulean blood,
    Fall from my eyes, my life flashes by.
    Into the dream bubbles I fly away, to memories once held dearest to me.
    Save me, save me, I'm in a nightmare~
    These memories I hold dear, are filled with moments we never got to have.
    (My cruel heart still calls your name)
    You call into the darkness, and I'm not there, but I still watch above.
    Face flushed with fear, whisper into my ear, how did we get
    Here in this mess, we all created by chance?
    You ask me how do I live my life without you being here?
    But why do I cry, when we never met?
    Homestuck fandom unite
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwemFHHBjTo&feature=player_detailpage&list=UUwK5mej0DG3AkKOvoASGv6Q

  9. ForWhomTheBellTolls* ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    "As the Prince of Hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost" ~ Eridan Ampora

  10. MoonLitWolf MoonLitWolf
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Can you show me a little respect and assume
    any time I say something stupid it just means
    I'm temporarily being inexplicably retarded?
    That's what a real friend would do.
    ~ Dave Strider

  11. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    hey there, would you like to talk about homestuck?

  12. Soaring_On_Owls_Wings Soaring_On_Owls_Wings
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 9:56am UTC
    I wanna try something.......
    Homestuck......

  13. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    someone please explain homestuck to me

  14. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 11:30am UTC
    THE MAYOR
    OF
    CAN TOWN

  15. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:05am UTC
    i was watching good luck chuck because i hate myself
    but thats another story
    -Dave Strider

  16. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:34am UTC
    Dont hate the playa
    hate the game, son

  17. Vodka Vodka
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    My apologies for not being on in months.
    Quite a few things have happened since my last quote;
    I'm working for Rescreatu
    I started watching Supernatural
    I'm catching up with Homestuck
    In my second semester - yay English!
    I started watching Supernatural
    Fangirling over Rise of the Guardians
    I started watching Supernatural

  18. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:36am UTC
    ok hang on... panning through the grisly multimedia trainwreck of an intro oh ok SKIP... and music off... ok

  19. Omniscient Omniscient
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    K a r k a l i c i o u s

  20. Mac_is_a_nerd Mac_is_a_nerd
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    I ain't going to heaven.
    I sold my soul to Hussie.

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