Homestuck Quotes

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posted a quote
December 10, 2013 9:32am UTC

So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was wearing these cool triangle sunglasses
that I bought a few days before.
Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a hug,
and yells at the top of his lungs,
"OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!"
and then he just ran off.
...
It took me a whole five minutes before I knew what he meant.

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terminallyCapricious
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:43am UTC

AT: tHE SLAMS WERE TRULY PRIME, aND,
AT: yOUR RELIGIOUS VIEWS, tHOUGH i DON'T SHARE THEM, aRE,
AT: rEASONABLY INSPIRATIONAL,
AT: i THINK i'M IN THE PROCESS OF RELEASING AT LEAST ONE TEAR,
TC: Me tOo, BrO, yOu mOtHeR FúCkIn kNoW ThErE Be sOmE Of mY EyE's RoYaL JeLlY To gO WiTh yOuR EmOtIoNaL pEaNuT BuTtEr.
AT: wHOA, aHA, hA,
TC: ThIs iS BeAuTiFuL, dUdE, i fEeL So aT ChIlL WiTh yOu.
AT: yEAH, fRIENDLINESS WITH YOU IS, pRETTY MUCH ALWAYS NICE, aND FUN TO HAVE,
TC: HeY...
TC: WhEn wE Up aNd sTaRt tO KiCk aT ThIs rEd TeAm NoIsE,
TC: YoU ShOuLd mAkE YoUr wAy tO GeT YoUr hAnG On aT My hIvE.
AT: oH, yES, tOTALLY,
TC: We cOuLd sPlIt a tIn oF ThE PiMpEsT SnEeZe i gOt oN HaNd, BaKeD Up aLl sPeCiAl fOr yOu.
TC: AnD ThEn mAyBe mAkE OuT A LiTtLe.
AT: uH,
TC: ;o)

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terminallyCapricious
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:07am UTC

TC: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFÚCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFÚCKERS.
TC: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfúckin blood.
TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HOOOOOOOOOOONK

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thgcfmj123
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October 26, 2013 2:44am UTC

homestuck anyone

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September 14, 2013 12:13pm UTC

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 7:20pm UTC

DISCORD
Im Howlin At The Moon
&Sleeping In The Middle Of A Summer Afternoon
DISCORD
Whatever Did We Do
To Make You Take Our World Away?

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thgcfmj123
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 11:30am UTC

THE MAYOR
OF
CAN TOWN

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PinkzeeSlimepie
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Vriska: *Throws Tavros off clif*
Me: VRISKA WHY DID YOU THROW TAV OFF A CLIFF?
Vriska: 8ECAUSE I LOVE HIM
Me: WAT

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lizzeyabe
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

i'M PRETENDING THAT AS HARD AS i CAN, iN THE MOST CONFIDENT WAY,
AT: wHICH MAKES IT PARTIALLY MORE TRUE,

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HomestuckQuotes
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 6:15pm UTC

VRISKA: I only ever wanted to do the right thing no matter how it made people judge me, and I don't need a magic ring to do that.
VRISKA: You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant.
VRISKA: And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
VRISKA: You just have to know who you are and stay true to that.
VRISKA: So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how.
VRISKA: 8y 8eing me.

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Soaring_On_Owls_Wings
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July 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Raindrops of Cerulean blood,
Fall from my eyes, my life flashes by.
Into the dream bubbles I fly away, to memories once held dearest to me.
Save me, save me, I'm in a nightmare~
These memories I hold dear, are filled with moments we never got to have.
(My cruel heart still calls your name)
You call into the darkness, and I'm not there, but I still watch above.
Face flushed with fear, whisper into my ear, how did we get
Here in this mess, we all created by chance?
You ask me how do I live my life without you being here?
But why do I cry, when we never met?
Homestuck fandom unite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwemFHHBjTo&feature=player_detailpage&list=UUwK5mej0DG3AkKOvoASGv6Q

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Mac_is_a_nerd
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July 24, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Dad: "What's this homestuck thing I see you posting on facebook about all the time? . ."
Me: *pats his shoulder* "SIT DOWN YOUNG GRUB AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK."
Dad: "I think I just made a big mistake."

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Mac_is_a_nerd
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 9:11pm UTC

I ain't going to heaven.
I sold my soul to Hussie.

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Omniscient
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July 21, 2013 8:57pm UTC

K a r k a l i c i o u s

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thgcfmj123
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 4:25pm UTC

someone please explain homestuck to me

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Soaring_On_Owls_Wings
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 9:56am UTC

I wanna try something.......
Homestuck......

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crazynarwhal524
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April 17, 2013 5:26pm UTC

"I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!!
I TOLD YOU MAN!
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!!!"
-Hella Jeff

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC

hey there, would you like to talk about homestuck?

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UND3R
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:40am UTC

Directioners: Our fandom is the best!
Believers: No, our fandom is way better!
Swfties: Our's the best!
Mahomies: Our is obviously the best out of all the fandoms.
Me: Please, my homestuck fandom is better than all of y'all.

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.*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 7:11pm UTC

People: Omg, the Directioners are soooo violent.
Me: You obviously haven't met the Homestuck fans.

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