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  1. avdenturelover_Stardoll avdenturelover_Stardoll
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    K4RKAT 1 T4ST3 R3D

  2. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2014 5:58pm UTC
    Waiting for the final homestuck update is..... Sorry please wait for an update on the qoute to continue reading.

  3. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 4:02pm UTC
    That is so sweet man how
    about a bro hug bump

  4. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    The squirrel has his game.

  5. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    this is why you dont go to sea world
    because some fat soaking monster will eat you

  6. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    im wearing myself out with this garbage and theres so much more filth to paw through.

  7. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:36am UTC
    ok hang on... panning through the grisly multimedia trainwreck of an intro oh ok SKIP... and music off... ok

  8. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:34am UTC
    Dont hate the playa
    hate the game, son

  9. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:05am UTC
    i was watching good luck chuck because i hate myself
    but thats another story
    -Dave Strider

  10. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:03am UTC
    WHY WOULD ANYONE GO TO SEAWORLD?
    you see a bunch of fat wet animals and then you go home
    who gives a crap?

  11. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 12:35am UTC
    imagine cauliflower-eared genitalia in a hat

  12. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    EB: /raises eyebrows
    CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
    EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible.

  13. ForWhomTheBellTolls* ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    "As the Prince of Hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost" ~ Eridan Ampora

  14. Oakey Rose* Oakey Rose*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    1F Y0U
    C4N R43D 7H157H
    R1GH7 N0W
    W17H1N 4 M4770R 0F 4 F33W 7H53COND57H5
    7H3N 11 4M 4L83 7W0
    R37H5P3CK7
    YU0
    8D
    (comment if you know who is speaking...we need two talk)

  15. Oakey Rose* Oakey Rose*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    One of me is my enemy
    The other me is a pretty cool guy but,
    I haven’t seen him around lately.
    We don’t see eye to eye.
    There’s too much noise and too much spit
    But I think I’ve got the hang of it.
    Or at least I thought I did
    Until you up and kicked the bucket.
    Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa (x2)
    What do you see in him? What could I say
    To convince you not to harp his way?
    Never been to good at the ebb and sway
    Much prefer the electrical current
    Bees are buzzing in my mind.
    That double crossing and two timing.
    Prospectors pan shifting through sand
    Searching for the golden nugget.
    Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa
    Little brains build little bridges trying to connect
    But I’m already on the other side
    You’d know a lot about that, right?
    I’m twice the man that he is!
    Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa
    For you double time… Would that be fine?
    Primarily, I’m primary.
    Though some may say I’m incomplete,
    And should be in a jar.
    Label me “DO NOT EAT.”
    Hope has struck me in the face.
    And with his ace of clubs he’s shoved me
    Back into the race ‘cause
    Second place still wins a trophy.
    Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa(x2)
    I might have overheated now, remind me how I died.
    Was it my motherboard or just my RAM?
    Now I’ve found a player two in you, I’m glad I fried.
    I’m using every second that I can
    Of double time… Double Time… Double time…
    Double trouble, bursting bubbles.
    Where you go I’ll follow
    Hollow-eyed and now I’m fine.
    I’m only making up for lost time!
    Tick and tock and red and blue
    The colors and the sounds I never knew
    When they were all I saw
    Now sightless eyed and empty jawed.
    Little brains build little bridges trying to connect
    But I’m already on the other side.
    Double Time
    Double Time.
    ("Double Time"-PhiemieC)

  16. cool5103 cool5103
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    stop 8eing a 8adass
    8itch,
    Vriska!

  17. cool5103 cool5103
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 5:04pm UTC
    Hemospectrum

  18. cool5103 cool5103
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
    Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
    Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
    Feeling super, super, super, suicidal

  19. cool5103 cool5103
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 7:39pm UTC
    I wanna be a bottle blonde
    I don’t know why but I feel conned
    I wanna be an idle teen
    I wish I hadn’t been so clean
    I wanna stay inside all day
    I want the world to go away
    I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
    I wanna be a real fake
    Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
    Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
    Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
    Feeling super, super (super!) suicidal
    The wasted years, the wasted youth
    The pretty lies, the ugly truth
    And the day has come where I have died
    Only to find I’ve come alive

  20. cool5103 cool5103
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 7:34pm UTC
    T̻̗̖̯̽̿͢H̞͈͚͚̫͚ͣ̾̑̂ͦͥ̈Ȩ͉̞̭͈̥ͦ͋͗Y͕͐͒͘’͚R̙̣̰͙͈̱͚͠Ẹ͕͗͌ ̨͉̱̙̥̝͚̏̉ͅȂ̸͖̫͍̬͔̖̘ͮ͊L̨͍͓̰̥̗̯̊͐L̨̒ ̰̜͔̼̘̎ͤ͛̎̿̈D̩ͯ͆͢E̫̱̰̭͉͖ͯ͆̀AD̘̘̟̉̀̓ͨͨͮ̚͘ ̮̖̅͂͌̇̌ͪ̚N̪̻̱̩͔̤̖͜O̦̼̍ͣ̽ͅW̺̞̰̰͙ͮ̎

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